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 Mar 13 2005, 01:05 PM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 70 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 105,614  |
I dunno if this was posted any where else...but oh well
--A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." He askes,"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says,"According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She let's him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and says,"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says,"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." he sighed, "We'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box." |
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Mar 18 2005, 06:26 PM
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 crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
haahha, I love it! how dumb but funny=)
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Mar 19 2005, 12:50 AM
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That's so hilarious!
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Mar 19 2005, 12:52 AM
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 LAMO!
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Mar 21 2005, 05:44 AM
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haha!lol.
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Mar 23 2005, 08:37 PM
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 i just want BANG BANG BANG Group: Member Posts: 252 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 113,855 |
wowsers... thats the oldest joke. my grandma fckin told that one to me
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Mar 24 2005, 12:06 AM
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 who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch. Group: Member Posts: 1,920 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,278 |
lmao. thats so funny
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Mar 24 2005, 12:12 AM
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HAHA i actually laughed out loud.
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Mar 28 2005, 02:04 AM
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 ...and so it is. Group: Member Posts: 90 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,967 |
HaHa, poor guy. I want some Frosted Flakes now...
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Mar 28 2005, 02:09 AM
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 she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
Oh man that was funny! haha....
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Mar 29 2005, 09:33 PM
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 ticktock. Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 118,235 |
haha; i read that before =)
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Mar 30 2005, 06:35 AM
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hahahaha...thats awesome
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Mar 30 2005, 06:05 PM
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 Bay Area YadadaDiiiig. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,249 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,202 |
lol, thats mildly funny,
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Mar 30 2005, 06:15 PM
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 Imperfect... Group: Member Posts: 286 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,064 |
lmao
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Mar 31 2005, 12:07 AM
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 billie joe flossing, how hot is THAT?! Group: Member Posts: 157 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,317 |
haha! thats so funny! surprisingly i've never heard that one before!
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Mar 31 2005, 10:57 AM
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 to be loved by someone you love is.. everything Group: Member Posts: 1,207 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,205 |
lol, something similar to this.. but bit of a different ending
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