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A blonde was hanging by her stomach..., A blonde joke, blonde activists stay out
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post Mar 21 2005, 09:16 PM
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A blonde was hanging by her stomach and man walks by and asks, "What are you doing?"
The blonde replies, "I'm trying to hang myself."
"Well, if you want to hang yourself, tie the rope around your neck," he suggested.
"No, I tried that and I couldn't breathe."


lmao thaz funny
 
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post Mar 23 2005, 04:30 AM
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Everything was funni...juz didn't get the last one...hmmm *thinks deeply*... ... huh.gif
 
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post Mar 23 2005, 07:23 AM
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lolz..i like the last one...ocnsidering i'm a law student myself haha...:)
 
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post Mar 23 2005, 11:23 PM
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i dont' get the lasst
 
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post Mar 24 2005, 12:01 AM
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lol funny. but i didnt get the last one
 
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lolz..i like the last one...ocnsidering i'm a law student myself haha...:)
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care to explain? heh.
i cracked up at the donut seed one. hahah.
 
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post Mar 24 2005, 12:10 AM
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haha.. like everyone else.. thought all of them were funny except the last one..

didn't get it either.
 
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post Mar 24 2005, 06:34 AM
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QUOTE(wonders79 @ Mar 24 2005, 2:07 PM)
care to explain? heh.
i cracked up at the donut seed one. hahah.
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Well, my guess is...u know how lawyers can get yea? they get so annoying or how people thing of lawyers yea...and since everyone kept coming back becuz of some other reason..the cow came back cuz of the lawyer prolly cuz the cow couldn't stand the lawyer...lolz Well that's what i think...hehe.. there could be another point about the last joke...any lawyers/lawyers to be out therE? _dry.gif
 
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I MADE UP THE DOUGHNUT SEEDS!
 
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post Apr 7 2005, 06:39 PM
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lmao-funny jokes
but i still don't get the last one
 
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post Apr 29 2005, 01:45 PM
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LOL the first two were good, i don`t get the lawyer joke tho.
 
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post Apr 29 2005, 02:00 PM
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the only one i actually got was the one with the donut
LOLSS it was funny
 
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post Apr 29 2005, 02:06 PM
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laugh.gif rofl. That's funny.
 
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post Apr 29 2005, 02:14 PM
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QUOTE(lawmaniac_98 @ Mar 24 2005, 6:34 AM)
Well, my guess is...u know how lawyers can get yea? they get so annoying or how people thing of lawyers yea...and since everyone kept coming back becuz of some other reason..the cow came back cuz of the lawyer prolly cuz the cow couldn't stand the lawyer...lolz Well that's what i think...hehe.. there could be another point about the last joke...any lawyers/lawyers to be out therE? _dry.gif
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I think thats what he meant, but by the ending, you can't tell. "The cow was there".

I loved the other ones though.
 
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post Apr 29 2005, 02:54 PM
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this is pretty old..i think i read it bfore...
 
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post May 12 2005, 09:50 PM
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QUOTE(lawmaniac_98 @ Mar 24 2005, 5:34 AM)
Well, my guess is...u know how lawyers can get yea? they get so annoying or how people thing of lawyers yea...and since everyone kept coming back becuz of some other reason..the cow came back cuz of the lawyer prolly cuz the cow couldn't stand the lawyer...lolz Well that's what i think...hehe.. there could be another point about the last joke...any lawyers/lawyers to be out therE? _dry.gif
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Yes. Everyone was complaining about the cow and came to the house. But the cow was complaining about the lawyer and came to the house.
 
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post May 12 2005, 09:58 PM
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i like all of them! i'm a blonde too...and i understand the last one.
 
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post May 13 2005, 10:37 AM
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those are good. i finally get the last one lol
 
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post May 27 2005, 07:14 PM
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funny...took me forever to get the last one...
 
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post May 28 2005, 10:18 PM
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The first few are nice. I've heard the last one but it had a different ending.
 
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post Jul 15 2005, 11:05 PM
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i liked the blonde jokes..
 
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post Jul 16 2005, 02:57 PM
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erm...
i think the lawyer sent the cow there so it wouldnt bother him....
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No. The cow was annoyed by the lawyer, just like everyone else was annoyed by the cow, so they went back to the house. wink.gif
 
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post Jul 16 2005, 10:07 PM
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For the last joke.. the cow got annoyed by the lawyer. Hope everyone gets it now..

Anyways, I've heard all of those. _smile.gif
 
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post Jul 17 2005, 02:15 AM
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haha! the first one was funny! no offense to all the ppl who don't like blonde jokes or are blonde. but the rest were funny 2!
 
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post Jul 17 2005, 12:11 PM
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haha dese are funny biggrin.gif
 
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