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A Sweet Story
cHuNsAbAbIe012
post Mar 3 2005, 09:30 PM
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pple have probly heard this one bfore


It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar.

I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, “Hey Sweetheart, how'd you like to Crunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?”

Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like pure Almond Joy!

I couldn't help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots.

It was all I could do to hold the Snickers and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream “Oh Henry, Oh Henry!”

Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn't be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way.

She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, “Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff.” I said, “Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?”

(What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!)

She screamed, “Oh Crackerjack, better than the Three Musketeers!” as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup.

Well, I was giving it to her Good 'N' Plenty, when all the sudden... my Starburst!

Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach.

Sure enough, nine months later, out popped? Baby Ruth!
 
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post Mar 5 2005, 01:58 PM
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Uhh. I heard it before...very..um..dirty.
 
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post Mar 5 2005, 02:08 PM
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lol heard it on funnyjunk...funny...Dirtyyyyyyyyyy
 
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post Mar 5 2005, 02:19 PM
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hahaha eww...
 
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post Mar 5 2005, 07:37 PM
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Um ......

"She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, “Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff.” I said, “Look you little Reese's Pieces, don't be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don't you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit 'O' Honey?” "

I don't get that. o_0 But no need for explanation. :D
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 07:06 PM
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how icky.
 
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post Mar 6 2005, 07:38 PM
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...old. way old. got this one when i had my first email address back in 2000.
 
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post Mar 7 2005, 04:22 PM
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LMAO....
 
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post Mar 7 2005, 07:30 PM
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that's funny but kinda dirty...lol
 
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post Mar 7 2005, 09:04 PM
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LMAO! nice joke ! (:
 
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post Mar 9 2005, 12:22 AM
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(throws away my candy...)
that was pretty funny though ahha
 
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post Mar 9 2005, 12:28 AM
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lol that was funny yet dirty...

i want some chocolate now biggrin.gif
 
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post Mar 9 2005, 12:41 AM
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funnyjunk
 
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post Mar 9 2005, 08:51 PM
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Too slow.
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hahaha thats really funny
 
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post Mar 10 2005, 08:59 PM
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thats some crazzzyyyyy sheeeyetuhh.

funny tho. happy.gif
 
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post Mar 11 2005, 06:08 PM
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Better with the candy images.
 
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post Mar 11 2005, 07:56 PM
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This bitch better work!
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wow. mellow.gif
 
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post Mar 11 2005, 08:28 PM
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Hehe. Heard it. Funny, though.
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 05:07 AM
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didn`t get some of it. but i think the ones i got are pretty funny sick too.
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 03:33 PM
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ewww that makes me never want to eat candy again
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 06:11 PM
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rofl thats great, but what's bad is that i actually understand all of that word for word.
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 04:19 AM
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well then..
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 08:29 AM
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haha i've heard this one before..and yes it's better with the candy images.
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 10:19 PM
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Hah! Its funny cause its true...
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Mmm its funny AND dirty. But, I will never think of candy the same way again.
 
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post Mar 21 2005, 09:35 PM
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naaaaasssttyyyyyyy lol dirty joke lol
 
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