funny moments, with yur guy or crush Options

[lilxroxy]

well. the funniest so far is this one:

i was talking with "him" and then he said "my mom is gnna be gone for the week nxt week."

me: oh. thats cool. you have anything to eat or do you want be to bring you food. [as a joke]

him: you wnna come over???

me: wha the fcuk?!

him: yeah.

------later on-----

my friend: he probably thot you said "wanna fcuk"

me: ......

[iwalkbackwards]

Me and my boyfriend were hiding out at my family reunion, and we were at the top of on of those twisty slides....and we kind of fell, and got all tangled going down the slide and I was cracking up. It was hilarious. We ended up on the ground, me bleeding, and laughing, with everyone staring at us...

[parallel]

i had one yesterday with my crush. (i used to go out with this guy)

me and him were walking after school in the empty staircase.
he was walkin all slow + i asked 'hey whats the matter'
he said'i rember we used to hold each other here'
so i asked him liike 'we can right now if u want'
so i walked and sat down up against the wall and he sat down next to me and he wrapped his arm around me and then he turned my head and kissed me.
i was kinda like  but then i liked this guy right so i asked him what he wanted to do.
and he was like 'i like being here with you' i was like awww. and i placed myself more on his chest like we used to and lied down on him. it was soo sweet.. i turned myself and i sat on his lap and we starting making out and this janitor comes in  so we liked picked up our stuff and ran out holding hands <3

Aww that's so sweet and romantic! I wish my ex was like that!!

Anywho..lol..a lot of funny stuff happened way back when, when I was as happy as all get out..( ) but this one happened in like..5th grade..when we were good friends..ok well we went to the movie together (with my mom and my friend ) and after we got out of the movie when my mom was taking us home..he sat by me, and I started eating an onion bagel and he was all.."You shouldn't eat that..something fatal might happen knowing you.." I stopped eating and nearly choked on my bagel cuz I was thinking "How does he know me so well like that?!" Haha..and sure enough I like..oh gosh..I farted on him! And he was laughing freakin hard and he said.."See I told you, you shouldn't have eaten that bagel!" Eh..so embarrassing..and recently when we were going out I brought it up and he's all.."Yeah I thought that that was a little weird.." And then he started laughing..haha..my mom said that we sounded like an old married couple.. Oh darn..here comes the memories..but yeah..spur of the moment thing..

[whywasisostupid]

me and him sitting on the roof of his car, looking up at the stars.

he's holding me, and he whispers in my ear.
"you're weird"

way to ruin the moment.

[lilxroxy]

^awwwwww.

[EmmalieV]

a funny moment just happened yesterday he went to go to his car then i was about to run cause i though the lady who lived upstairs was giing to start talking shit , then he started to laugh and was like you were going to run werent you i just didnt say anything lol.

yeah its funny too me =)

[danishcookiez]

haha, i cant remember any, but i'll post my friend's

they were both walking down a trail in the middle of the night
my friend's crush: it's such a beautiful night
my friend: (spazzes out) er... that's such a beautiful building *points to a building*
my friend's crush: um... yea... it's made of glass
my friend: ... yea, glass is good, very good


another one of my friends was walking with her boyfriend down the street. she was walking a little bit ahead of him, so she reached her hand back to grab his hand. but instead, she accidentally grabbed his crotch!!

[azn hunni xox]

So many

My Friend: (starts laughing)
Us: What?
Other person: (looks under table and starts laughing)
Him: What're you guys laughing about?
My Friend: Look under the table!
Me and Him: (looks under the table and sees his recorder hanging in between desks, which was in a brown case) EEW!

Hehe, we were all in a table group if it doesn't make sense... and me and him were beside eachother and we said eeew at the exact same time... Haha okay, not funny... but it was kinda cute...

[MadnessDog]

OK once...sice I'm a band geek we hang out in the band room a lot. Well me, my crush, and a couple of my friends were in this all county thing...so we were at this totally different school eating out dinner, and he bought this slim jim. Now he's waving it around in my face and my friend stephany was having very wrong thoughts about this (go figue) the way he was saying "look...I got Beef!...Don't touch my Beef!" So I grab the slim Jim and throw it away...and he's like "You threw away my beef!" It may not seem very funny now...but you would have had to be there. another time was

Flash: Look! I found a bouncy Ball!
Me: thats great flash
Flash: W00t! look at it bounce. Watch this. (throws the ball up and caths it in his mouth)
Me: eeeew! flash thats discusting!
Flash: Yuck!...now I have to go wash out my mouth (goes into bathroom to wash bouncy ball and mouth out)
Me: wow flash
Flash: (comes back out and pulls a stray hair off the bouncy ball) I wonder who's hair this is?"
that was in 8th grade...but I still remember that like it was yeterday

[cartoon_queen]

um... ok i have one well over the last summer i met my boyfriend, we met on internet, well he lived close to me and he came down for a couple of days my friends pairents let them come up there were three guys and than three of us girls well mine and me went to go fill up some gas cans for my mom she wanted to mow the lawn, well at the time i was realy bad about getting gas i never pay attention , well we went to this fairly small gas station and wer the only ones there laughin and makin faces at eachother he was in front of me while i was fillin up the gas can well he says somthin lookin down about somthin bad gonna happen i looked up and was like what? than bam the can was filled over flowing i kinda freakded didnt let go of the trigger and lifted it out of the can and i covered him in gas, i felt soooooo bad he just said owwwww it burns , and to make it worse a bunch of biker guys showed up and started pointin and laughin askin my guy if he had an accident, he just said before we left , i hope you dont have a lighter i dont trust you nuf to just light me up, i felt sooooo bad but it was cute,

and another one he was watchin movie and i snuck up and put a cold pop on his back if u have ever done that its quite funny, but he just jumped up sayin somthin wierd hehe funnies.
over and out cartoon queen

[`SWTWiNKLE3YES]

oh yea i remember one -- it was in 5th grade .. i `acidentally` (sarcasm) called him and i think his mom answered and she called back and the mom was like "did u call us?" and i said no. the next day, he asked me if i called his house .. i denied xD

[Rachel]

ahahah okay, my boyfriend and i have decided that his parents bedroom is now off limits.

before we started going out, we were watching TV in their room and we all of a sudden are making out, hardxcore mind you, and his DAD walks in...holy snap that was embarassing.

then just the other day we were watching TV on their bed again and we were hooking up again and his MOM walks in and was like ummm NOT ON MY BED...

it sounds embarassing but was actually kind of funny

[CUTEBUNNY160]

um... funny moment. i triped and crashed into a locker when my crush was walking by

[angelrevelation]

hmm there hasnt really been anything "between" us, but he does some really hilarious stuff in class

[Rogue_Ewok]

My honey and I meow at each other.

[FLIPxADDICTION]

This happened over the summer when my crush was over my house.
Him: He jumps on my parents bed and rolls onto the floor*
Me: What are you doing??
Him: I'm trying to get you to notice me.
Me: Well it's working.
Him: Great! Want a TicTac??

it was random but he made me get a great feeling inside

[ItzOnlySydney]

the first time i saw my crush i thought he was so kute i dropped my binder on accident and everything spilled out

[cookiedough19]

Hhhmm, well they're are two things I find particuarly funny:

Before me and my ex were dating, when we had just met in class. I sat behind him, and we had a sub, so we start talking, afew dayus later I'm in that class again. The guy who will become my now ex turns around to say something to me, and stops mid-sentence. Then I hear my bestfriend who is also in that class go: "I SAW THAT!" I had been wearing a low cut shirt. When I look up my friend is cracking up and hes all red. It soon became aparant that he was looking down my shirt.


Then months later I am now dating the guy above. They're something you must understand to find this funny, my friends and I give each other condoms as jokes. So were messing around and I am suddenly holding a condom.

He asks: "What are you gonna do with that?"
My answer: "I'm gonna blow it up and make balloon animals with it. What do you think?"
Needless to say we both end up laughing.

[yellowgurl]

hahaha.. we were watching a movie and i was leaning on his shoulder or sumthing my best frd and her bf was next to us and then i was eating popcorn nearly choked.

[GodsBrokenAngel0...]

lol this happend on holloween. me and my ex bf watched the grudge that day. his mom walks into the bathroom and something drops. my bf thinks its like a hand and he jumps on me (i was laying down on the couch). then his mom walks by and sees us, she stops and gives us that "wtf" look and i just start crackin up like hell cause she didnt think we were goin out. so the next day (i slept over with another friend) she calls and she asks him if he's eatten yet blah blah blah and then she goes "why'd u jump on ur friend yesterday?" and he goes "cause i got scared" it was SOO funny!!

Dude like the same thing happened to me!!! weird!!

x3
Kristin aka Angel

[wincyyellow]

lol...then did u come over?
that would be great!

[*lolita kitty*]

meh, my crush lives down the street from me, no less.
sometimes he comes over to play basketball with my stepbrother
and mind you that this is any random time
so yeah, when i answer the door sometimes i dont look my "best"
... imagine that

[lilxroxy]

haha, i cant remember any, but i'll post my friend's

they were both walking down a trail in the middle of the night
my friend's crush: it's such a beautiful night
my friend: (spazzes out) er... that's such a beautiful building *points to a building*
my friend's crush: um... yea... it's made of glass
my friend: ... yea, glass is good, very good
another one of my friends was walking with her boyfriend down the street. she was walking a little bit ahead of him, so she reached her hand back to grab his hand.  but instead, she accidentally grabbed his crotch!!

LMAO. NIIICE ( x

[*jeanna*]

when i get uncomfortable when we kiss i always blow air into his mouth like when i need to get up for air. or he sticks his tongue in my mouth and i suck on it and bite it. not like a fricken food or anything, just in a playful way. we always laugh and yeah, it isn't any freaky shit or anything, but we always end up laughing after "making out"

[danishcookiez]

oo i remember one

well, my boyfriend and i were making out, and i had gum in my mouth. well, we opened our mouths partially for a little air, and the wind blew my hair into my mouth. out came my gum, and the wind blew my hair back in his face, so voila, the gum ended up on his cheek. =/

well, another time, we got to second base in Central Park ( ), and all of a sudden, a whole pack of dogs and dog owners come down the trail! we had thought that area was secluded, but it ended up getting the crap scared outta us

[5ayuri]

ooo i remember this! my ex and i were were walking around at this food feastival last year... well he was walking pretty slow soo i placed my hands on his butt and pushed him to walk faster.... then he farted!  i was like wtf? AAAHHHHH! i was wiping my hands on him... and he was laughing saying thats what you get for rushing me. haha i dont grab any more butts because of him.

haha thats REALLY funny.LMAO