the greatest punchlines thread |
| *basick* |
 Mar 17 2005, 05:52 PM
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theres gotta be one of these on every forum... of course...
what are your favorite punchlines? some of mine Turn your trunks red, far from broke, got ENOUGH~BREAD // Mad hoes, Ask Beavis, I get nothing BUT~HEAD (butthead)// Big L Throw me a guest spot, you HIRED~AN~ARSONIST// Who came to put out more heat than the FIRE~DEPARTMENT// Copywrite You don't want PETEY~TO~FLIPPIN// Got very little patience I'm like a PEDIATRICIAN// Copywrite Like Jin Abbott in the day I'm the hardest nigga to tackle// Leave ya brain hanging outl ike Chris Rock's adams apple// Chino XL WHOEVER~YOU~COOL~WITH, will FOREVER~BE~LOSERS// Hit you so hard your kids will INHEIRET~THE~BRUISES// Louis Logic ill add more later... |
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| *nightmare4taki* |
Mar 17 2005, 05:58 PM
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Rabbit - 8mile
Lookin like a Cyclone Hit you/ Tank top screamin lotto I don't fit you/ |
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| *basick* |
Mar 17 2005, 05:59 PM
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lol i remember that from 8 mile
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| *nightmare4taki* |
Mar 17 2005, 06:03 PM
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Notorious B.I.G. - Unbelievable
Hate to blast ya, but I have ta, you see I smoke a lot Your life is played out like Kwame, and them f*ckin polka dots |
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| *basick* |
Mar 17 2005, 06:22 PM
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lmfao!!!
i loved that line... dunno if half the people here know who kwame is tho |
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| *nightmare4taki* |
Mar 17 2005, 06:45 PM
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QUOTE(basick @ Mar 17 2005, 4:52 PM) theres gotta be one of these on every forum... of course... what are your favorite punchlines? some of mine Like Jin Abbott in the day I'm the hardest nigga to tackle// Leave ya brain hanging outl ike Chris Rock's adams apple// Chino XL  THats just plain sick. I love this line. |
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| *nightmare4taki* |
Mar 17 2005, 07:02 PM
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Nas - Ether
When these streets keep callin, heard it when I was sleep// That this Gay-Z and Cockafella Records wanted beef// Game- We aint yo get Dre on the phone quick// tell him Em just killed me on my own sh*t// Game- Westside Story homie i'll bring ur CA back// and i dont do button up shirts or drive Maybacks// Eminem - We aint Only dre can judge me for the mistakes I making// if im fakin, im clay aiken[gunshot]// Ludacris - #1 spot Already offers on my 6th album from labels tryin to sign me// Respected highly, HIIII MR. O'REILLY// Ja Rule Em You claim your mama's a crackhead, Kim is a known sl*t// so what's Haley gonna be when she grows up// Busta Rhymes - Hail Mary diss It's been a long time comin let me bless and check you// see 106 and park fans don't even f*ckin respect you// Chedda Bob ass n*gga start adjustin ya plan// you let the streets down n*gga 'pologize to ya fans// Now if you wanna beef with me, then i'm beefin with you// I think about tha game and what its like AH--WHAT WOULD IT BE WITHOUT YOU// Eminem- The Real Slim Shady Will smith aint got to cuss in his raps to sell records/ Well I do, so f*ck him and f*ck you to/ |
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| *basick* |
Mar 18 2005, 11:18 PM
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bump bump bump like b2k
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Mar 19 2005, 07:16 PM
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 Lyrical Genius: Watch 4 AND!!!  Group: Member Posts: 574 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,616 |
all of my punches... lmfao
and that Copywrite you put up about the fire department, I wrote a line ALMOST exactly the same as that a year before he dropped it... damn, I gotta hurry up 'n get shit on wax before my shit gets all done by someone else... me 'n Copywrite think too alike and I ain't feelin' a majority of the punches ya'll put... most of 'em are ehhh or wack IMO... that Chris Rock shit is ass... SO BASICK Copywrite: I know it's a "cum line" but "use my d**k as a sundial so my time has cum" "I'm like a med school scholarship cuz for free I'll turn a lame virgin into a brain surgeon" "Shine behind bars like Jamal Barrow" "My lines reach from hood to hood like jumper cables" "Make money off the books; call me Stephen King" "Lean back like Mary Kate Olsen" "Got hotter 16's than Hilary Duff" "If you a G, you as silent as the one in front of gnome" too many from Copywrite... the king of the punchlines aside from me... we share that throne... but my punchlines ain't goin' on this board and Basick, do not put my punches here... I don't want kids like Jason tryn' take credit for 'em.... |
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| *basick* |
Mar 20 2005, 06:52 PM
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QUOTE(PENtheINSTRUMENT @ Mar 19 2005, 4:16 PM) but my punchlines ain't goin' on this board and Basick, do not put my punches here... I don't want kids like Jason tryn' take credit for 'em.... haha... lets see... "Have you missin' ya left eye like t boz and chili" ateam "Put two holes in ya toungue like number 6 jordans" copywrite "have you left standin on one leg like the heisman trophy" ateam "got two chicks fighting over my balls like shaq and kobe" ateam |
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| *basick* |
Mar 20 2005, 06:57 PM
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& all of joe budden's Ima Hustler Freestyle...
"Some want me chained to a cell// but like Julia Roberts in Oceans 12 you just playin yourself" |
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Mar 20 2005, 07:14 PM
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if ya ever heard of Paul Wall and Chamillionaire.. they got alot of good ones..
I'll post some later but i got one or two that i remmember right now.. " i'll snap with no kodak and hope you get the picture" "I'm kinda like Chris Tucker tryin to get me some mushu" "My rims are 23's so they old enough to drank I dont like dinosuars or Jurassic Park but the rims sure look Jurassic when I Park" "I'm balling like I just got finished, winning five dice games" "Candy paint so wet, look like the block bout to drown" |
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Mar 20 2005, 08:16 PM
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Lyrical Genius: Watch 4 AND!!! Group: Member Posts: 574 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,616 |
QUOTE(basick @ Mar 20 2005, 6:52 PM) haha... lets see... "Have you missin' ya left eye like t boz and chili" ateam "Put two holes in ya toungue like number 6 jordans" copywrite "have you left standin on one leg like the heisman trophy" ateam "got two chicks fighting over my balls like shaq and kobe" ateam the Shaq 'n Kobe line is from Lloyd Banks like 4 years ago.... |
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| *basick* |
Mar 20 2005, 08:19 PM
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yeah i know.. still funny
whoops... i put ateam... i meant lloyd banks |
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| *nightmare4taki* |
Mar 21 2005, 12:18 PM
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I remember when i used to watch freestyle friday Jin and Posterboy used to have some good ones. There was also this guy called Backlund or something like that who had nice punchlines.
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| *nightmare4taki* |
Mar 21 2005, 12:56 PM
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Joe Budden - Big Shot(G-unit diss)
REFFERING TO GAME Far as the kid Game, he's lame lets say the least// Mad he's from the west so he converted to the East// I tore Game apart, i thought by now the assh*le would have a change of heart// Especially since i got the tape, but it's gangster on 'change of heart'// Teary eyed cause his shorti had a change of heart// REFFERING TO 50 CENT I think finally the steroids is gettin to'em or maybe if people believe in all his hard raps// or maybe its the tangtops with the bra straps// so i can sit and wait while ya team gets soft// or i can go get u picked, no screens involved// Curtis your a bum and your almost done// Same artist that you were dissin, is exactly what you've become// Dang that was cold. He has become Ja though. Ja & Ashanti, 50 & Olivia. LOL |
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