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 Mar 18 2005, 09:54 PM
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Two blondes living in Texas were sitting on a bench talking and the one blonde says to the other. "What do you think is farther, Florida or the moon? " The other blonde turns and says "Hellooooooooooooooooo.... can you see Florida?"
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Mar 19 2005, 01:59 AM
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Tu es laid. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,913 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,675 |
uhh sorry i dont get.. mind explaining it.. lol i dont get it with all these blonde jokes..
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Mar 19 2005, 02:21 AM
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 crushed. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,432 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,026 |
^haha, meaning that she CAN see the moon, but she can't see florida, so she thinks florida is further away.
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Mar 19 2005, 10:35 AM
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Ha ha, that was very creative
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Mar 19 2005, 10:46 AM
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I've heard it, but instead of Florida, New York was used.
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Mar 19 2005, 02:16 PM
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haha heard it but still funny
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Mar 20 2005, 06:25 AM
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QUOTE(azn.peace.maker @ Mar 19 2005, 1:59 AM) uhh sorry i dont get.. mind explaining it.. lol i dont get it with all these blonde jokes..  c'mon, im blonde and i understood that. haha, just had to say that. |
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Mar 20 2005, 10:02 AM
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lol still funny even though i've heard it before
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Mar 20 2005, 02:04 PM
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 who ma bitch? you ma bitch, bitch. Group: Member Posts: 1,920 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,278 |
lol thats funny...
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Mar 21 2005, 05:12 AM
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hahahaha! nice one.
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Mar 21 2005, 09:32 PM
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lol thaz funny..
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Mar 21 2005, 09:33 PM
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 Word. Group: Member Posts: 3,004 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,673 |
oh that was great..
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