Stupid things guys say, haha |
 Feb 28 2005, 08:56 PM
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Your mom goes to college..  Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,541  |
Hey, well there are some funny guys who say the funniest things
ex: The stars in your eyes are sparkling like stars Talk here and say the things that guys have said to you ex: You hair is nice and soft like straw No lie^^ |
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Mar 5 2005, 12:04 AM
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QUOTE(TootsInTraining2 @ Feb 28 2005, 6:56 PM) Hey, well there are some funny guys who say the funniest things ex: The stars in your eyes are sparkling like stars Talk here and say the things that guys have said to you ex: You hair is nice and soft like straw No lie^^  umm...okay here's one that my crush said "wow u're strong" here's one that was from a sweet and cute caring guy that said..."(my name) are you alright?that was when i was hit wit a ball at recess. |
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Mar 5 2005, 12:07 AM
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 cameraman swing the focus! Group: Member Posts: 1,880 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,328 |
Guy : Does my butt look big in these pants?
Me: They look good Guy : How about my (censor)? Me: It looks alright I suppose Guy : EW! why did you look there?! Me: i don't know, you asked me. |
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Mar 5 2005, 12:19 AM
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 bang bang! my baby shot me down! Group: Member Posts: 754 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,848 |
my guy friend (simon) has prety bad nose bleeds at night sometimes i swear its some illness or somthing anyway heres the conv
me: so you can keep a tissue in all night yea? simon: no duh it will jst sog up and be all nasty in the morning me: so wat are you gna do? simon: i have the best solution. did u know tampons work the best? me:. . . . . . simon taht is sick simon: i know but it works! . . . . bit of an idiot, but he still does it. |
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Mar 5 2005, 09:01 AM
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 Soft drinks are my high Group: Member Posts: 157 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,149 |
One day in English class (at like 12:00) this guys cell goes off. The teacher looks up and goes,
"What was that?" "My 7:00(am) alarm" lmfao-He's so stupiddddd _________ Please note we were takin a test when this happened- Doug: Why do girls get their period? Me: I dunno. It's like how you guys get wet dreams. Doug: *yells* GUYS GET WET DREAMS????? ___________ And there was this really retarded joke he told to EVERYONEEE >.< "My first job ever was in a pickle factory. I got fired for putting my finger in a pickle slicer. *points to me* Guess she got fired too. Ew ew ew. I can't believe I like him >.< |
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Mar 5 2005, 09:43 AM
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 turn off the world. turn on my music. Group: Member Posts: 142 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,691 |
wow. men are stupid. and PMS stands for PLAINLY, MEN SUCK.
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Mar 5 2005, 09:56 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
QUOTE(TootsInTraining2 @ Feb 28 2005, 11:04 PM) hahaha.. this post is so lame please don't spam, thank you. i'm just gonna say whatever to this topic coz guys can be so lame at times. |
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Mar 5 2005, 11:27 AM
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 I'm with Stupid. Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,973 |
Guys are stupid but hilarious !! There's this one dude in my English class. He's always like .. "Erm .. Mr. Yearwood .. I don't get it". He says it all slow and then he slowly points his hand to the overhead. XD
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Mar 5 2005, 12:14 PM
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 1000 Words..Have Never Been Spoken Group: Member Posts: 101 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,204 |
QUOTE(sexii_dessert @ Feb 28 2005, 11:30 PM) LOL ok i have some "I'm not conceited!! i AM funny and i AM hot!" "whats a period?" "your hair smells like hair" "girls are gay" lol nice...=P |
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Mar 12 2005, 04:20 PM
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 my pet rock doesn't like you Group: Member Posts: 258 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,866 |
This was kinda mean.. but i don't think he realized it:
me: (has more cover up than usual) eric: hey! your acne is all cleared up! aren't you happy? I was like woah yesterday cuz you had a lot of acne yesterday..but this a way bigger woah! me: (blushes like crazy - and hides her face) |
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Mar 12 2005, 04:35 PM
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 *rawr baby* Group: Member Posts: 821 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 48,941 |
QUOTE(K!$$ @ Mar 2 2005, 4:37 AM) LOL!!  The male species would die out if they, too, had periods.A conversation between me and my 2 guy friends (in math class): A: "Hey, why do girls get cranky when they get their periods?" me:  "Because it's annoying."B: "It's just a bit of blood. Big deal." *scoffs* me: "How would you like it to suddenly find a puddle of thick blood in your pants, and then expect to live with that for the next six days?!" A: "You mean it lasts for the entire time?" me: *nods* B: "Even when you're sleeping?" me: "Yes." B: "Ooh, that must be inconvenient." me: "You can bet your sweet life it is." A:  "I always thought they lasted a few seconds.. like just a few drops.."me: "OMG, NO." Men are clueless.If that was true then life would be soooooooo much more easier. |
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Mar 13 2005, 12:08 AM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true... Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 |
QUOTE(Ombra @ Mar 2 2005, 7:06 PM) Ryan: hey meg, did you sit in something red? Me: Omg! *tears up* Ry: meggy meggy its alright, we can get the paint out of your pants. Me: omfg. *cries* Ry: *holds me* really meg we have some good paint.. er.. getter.. outer? Me: ry its not paint you cute idiot *cries* i started my period. Ry: aww ... blood paint, how sweet. *teases me* Me: OMG *pinches him* aaw that sounds cute! "Blood paint" Guys are so stupid expecially this one guy, Jason, who is such a pervert .Me: F*** YOU ALL!! Jason: REALLY?!?!? you wanna F*** me!!! ^^^ Jason is always saying perverted things to me, but that one was just sick 
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Mar 13 2005, 12:59 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
soft like a straw? ROFL!!!! wtf.
anyways i heard hmm "your hair feels like a paper" is what i heard from this guy... i couldnt stop laughing... i thought it was funny... but stupid in the same way. strwbrrykiwi23 --- that's hilarious. it happened to me too. when i said like me: im going to have a hectic schedule this week. him: really? that's great. me: what? why? him: well you said you have an awesome schedule this week. that's good isn't it? me: i didn't say it was awesome. i said it was hectic. good: i know that's good. me: wtf?! him: gosh...why you don't like your awesome schedule? him: awesome is hectic. me: hahahahahahaha. do you know what hectic means? him: um...no. me: STUPID!!!! it means busy. GOSH STUPID |
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