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men!, *rolls eyes* hehe this is funny
korbana05
post Mar 8 2005, 11:52 PM
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I got this in an email... i thought it was funny, or atleast in a female's perspective >.< ooh and i edited a word... (sorry i dont like profanity)

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife turning
back and forth, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was
not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. I'd like
to be six again, she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning
of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms,
and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on
every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming
Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they
staggered
out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside
down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal
with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie,
popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's . What a fabulous
adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed
exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly
asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened
and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb
butt!"

The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get
it wrong.

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nevernothere
post Mar 8 2005, 11:55 PM
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That's funny.. but I sympathize with the husband.. how the hell is he supposed to know she meant dress size?
 
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post Mar 9 2005, 12:17 AM
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hahahah! yeah i was a little suspicious when i thought "six", and not age either.
 
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post Mar 9 2005, 12:19 AM
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lol, I feel sorry for the guy! laugh.gif
 
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post Mar 9 2005, 12:20 AM
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lol thats so funny cuz I knew right off the bat that she was talking about her dress size. My boyfriend totally would have gotten that wrong!!
 
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post Mar 9 2005, 04:16 PM
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NO. I'm not 13. or 14. or 15. or 16.
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hahah i've heard this one but i forgot that she was talking about her dress size.
 
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post Mar 9 2005, 08:47 PM
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haha funny
 
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post Mar 10 2005, 08:05 PM
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hahahah nice joke (;
 
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post Mar 10 2005, 08:55 PM
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not his fault. u don't say, "i wish i was six." u say, "i wish i was a six." so he did it with good intention.

still kinda funny.
 
Zer_Wil_De_Mach
post Mar 11 2005, 09:14 PM
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its not really the husbands fault..sometimes people dont say it clearly. so they think of something else
 
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post Mar 11 2005, 09:50 PM
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hahah wow.
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 03:40 PM
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thats funny
 
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post Mar 12 2005, 07:21 PM
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QUOTE(Zer_Wil_De_Mach @ Mar 11 2005, 9:14 PM)
its not really the husbands fault..sometimes people dont say it clearly. so they think of something else
*



mellow.gif ....Nevermind.



Hehe. That made me laugh.
 
yukichan
post Mar 13 2005, 03:31 AM
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interesting...and funny...poor husband...he never knew what the wife meant...but he tried...
 
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post Mar 13 2005, 04:57 PM
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awWwzZz...that is soOo cute!!...I like it..men will always get it wrong!!..hehe
 
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post Mar 14 2005, 06:18 AM
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QUOTE(dahding @ Mar 11 2005, 9:55 AM)
not his fault. u don't say, "i wish i was six." u say, "i wish i was a six." so he did it with good intention.

still kinda funny.
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hahah that's true. but it's still funny.
 
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post Mar 15 2005, 12:32 AM
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HAHAH.

so true.
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 01:20 AM
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omg i feel so sorry for her husband. all he did for her, and she called him "dumb butt"
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 04:00 AM
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QUOTE(allthatglitterss @ Mar 9 2005, 2:16 PM)
hahah i've heard this one but i forgot that she was talking about her dress size.
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haha. this joke made me laugh.. but his comment made me laugh harder. that's something i would do. forget the whole punchline and laugh as hard as i did the first time i heard the joke. pinch.gif
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 04:56 AM
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hahahaha ..thats y people need to be more specific
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 07:05 AM
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psh, id rather go to six flags then lose a dress size ^_^
 
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post Mar 28 2005, 08:46 AM
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men. *sigh*. they just dont understand us women, eyy? ; )
 
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hahahahahahaah

thats feminism
 
dopeyalan
post Mar 29 2005, 11:49 AM
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lmao. how he suppose to know?

* i thought she meant age 6 when i was reading it too... lol!
 
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post Mar 29 2005, 08:57 PM
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O_O
THAT SEEMS FUN
 
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