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 Mar 11 2005, 10:45 PM
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i got these from jokes.com
One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!" The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?" They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic." ---- Why did the blonde nurse take a red magic marker to work? In case she had to draw some blood. --- A blond was driving along a country road, listening to the radio. The D.J. was telling blonde jokes one after the other, and she got extremly pissed off and turned of the radio. She continued down the road, and in a field she saw another blond in a canoe trying to row across the field. She stopped and got out of the car, and yelled across to the other blond, "It's Blondes like you who make everyone think I'm stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and give you a piece of my mind!" ---- How do blondes braincells die? Alone ---- A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other. The blonde approached and asked if she was all right. The girl said she was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?" The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?" "Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!" --note:sandy is the blondes name ---- |
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Mar 12 2005, 08:38 AM
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 whaaaaaaat?  Group: Member Posts: 2,293 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,660 |
haha, "if could swim, i'd come over there and give you a piece of my mind!"
funny. but stereotypical. |
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Mar 12 2005, 10:56 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lmao the goalie one cracked me up.
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Mar 12 2005, 03:12 PM
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omg that is so funny, people all ways call me a blonde but i'm brunette
 i know right
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Mar 12 2005, 06:06 PM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
lol, i like the last one, very steerotypical, but funny all the same :D
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