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Whose better at the computer? God or the Devil?
kandiapplegrl
post Mar 4 2005, 07:16 PM
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Jesus and Satan were having an argument about who was better on
the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God
was tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally, God said, "Cool it. I'm going to set up a test that will
take two hours and I'll judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and worked away.
They did spreadsheets.
They wrote reports.
They sent faxes.
They sent e-mail.
They sent out e-mail with attachments.
They downloaded.
They did some genealogy reports.
They made cards.
They did every known job. But, ten minutes before the
time was up,
lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder
rolled, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off.
Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every
curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed.
The electricity finally flickered back on, and ea ch of them
restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically
screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone!
I lost everything when the power went out!"
Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all His files from
the past two hours. Satan observed this and became even more
irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did You do it??!!"
God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves."
 

Posts in this topic
kandiapplegrl   Whose better at the computer? God or the Devil?   Mar 4 2005, 07:16 PM
MiLKDUD_DOKiE   lols ahaha good one xD   Mar 4 2005, 07:23 PM
lilphoenix   Ha! This one reminds me of me. My friend now...   Mar 4 2005, 08:14 PM
cLinT_wEStw0oD   lmfao   Mar 4 2005, 08:43 PM
avalon*   that's AWESOME!   Mar 4 2005, 11:02 PM
redderstarr   hehe, i've read that before   Mar 4 2005, 11:05 PM
espionage   Nice lol. But then again, shouldn't Satan be d...   Mar 5 2005, 02:25 AM
tofuburger   hahahah jesus is clever   Mar 6 2005, 02:00 AM
ahhishkaren   Hahaha. Smarrrt.   Mar 6 2005, 08:45 PM
kandiapplegrl   ahhishkaren, i know this is off topic, but i love ...   Mar 6 2005, 08:55 PM
the_crox   roflmfao! smart dude.   Mar 7 2005, 02:54 AM
xbr0kensmil3   lmao !   Mar 7 2005, 06:19 AM
Shortiiex   haha....nice   Mar 7 2005, 04:23 PM
lakerfever2476   I'm slow. I don't get it.   Mar 7 2005, 04:30 PM
aznxdreamer   haha. thats funny.   Mar 7 2005, 06:09 PM
No1_2_NoBody13   HAHA...that was a good one...i liked it   Mar 7 2005, 07:08 PM
Babiexdreamerz   LOL...that was funny. Smart guy.   Mar 7 2005, 07:18 PM
lilconfusedbabiix3   LOL yeahh that`s my Jesus (:   Mar 7 2005, 07:20 PM
BitterSweetness   lol...nice   Mar 7 2005, 07:24 PM
JC4P   meh i thought it would be like Jesus used MAC and ...   Mar 9 2005, 12:39 AM
DavidJ2318   yes He does, yes He does   Mar 9 2005, 02:44 PM
instantmusic   hahaha, thats crazyness lol.   Mar 10 2005, 10:05 PM
korbana05   lol i heard this before but it always puts a smile...   Mar 10 2005, 10:09 PM
[X]poised   i like that =]   Mar 11 2005, 12:33 AM
FireArrow   heh   Mar 11 2005, 02:28 AM
xd0rkette   hahaha go jesus!   Mar 11 2005, 05:02 PM
Zer_Wil_De_Mach   oh man thats funny...true "jesus saves"...   Mar 11 2005, 09:04 PM
cocoalightning27   haha funny stuff   Mar 12 2005, 02:06 PM
chaneun   BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...   Mar 12 2005, 06:47 PM
[x] L.U.C.Y [x]   awww so touching   Mar 28 2005, 01:28 AM
x3__iGiVEup   ahahaha; nice =)   Mar 29 2005, 09:36 PM


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