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Hot sister
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post Feb 20 2005, 10:31 PM
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My friend IMed me this joke. Im sorry if this has been posted before >< but ive looked for it, and i dont see it..

True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."
 

Posts in this topic
SMUSHiENESS   Hot sister   Feb 20 2005, 10:31 PM
barelyy_coherent   Been posted before...   Feb 20 2005, 10:35 PM
hosing   Sounds like a cheap porno... But thats a sick test...   Feb 21 2005, 01:02 AM
dani41790   ... this joke has been posted like 3 times already   Feb 21 2005, 02:08 AM
Spiritual Winged Aura   disgusting, i dont think i heard it before.   Feb 21 2005, 03:16 AM
scandoangel   yea its been posted.. i stil think its funny tho =...   Feb 21 2005, 01:30 PM
korbana05   QUOTE(scandoangel @ Feb 21 2005, 1:30 PM)yea ...   Mar 9 2005, 12:34 AM
cocoalightning27   Interesting....   Feb 21 2005, 01:31 PM
archana   Yeah. Been posted before. FUNNY. (=   Feb 21 2005, 03:27 PM
electric shock   I don't get it....   Feb 21 2005, 05:51 PM
slipper   QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Feb 21 2005, 12:51 PM)I...   Feb 22 2005, 08:20 PM
xbr0kensmil3   hm..doesn't sound funny to me.   Feb 21 2005, 06:12 PM
Shortiiex   this has been already posted   Feb 21 2005, 08:13 PM
Derek4jc   I thought it was funny... and it's the first t...   Feb 23 2005, 03:29 AM
miss barnes   i've heard it before. its still funny though   Feb 23 2005, 11:03 PM
videogamsta   whoa strange yet funny and yea already posted   Feb 24 2005, 05:06 PM
JC4P   thats on big-boys.com   Feb 25 2005, 01:44 AM
tofuburger   hahah...i thought it was funny   Feb 26 2005, 04:49 AM
islandkiss   lols. sigh. >< what an a-hole. T_T   Mar 6 2005, 03:47 PM
kandiapplegrl   hella funny. pffft...lol.   Mar 6 2005, 07:43 PM
Spud   Already posted.   Mar 6 2005, 07:52 PM
swe3ttemptasian   lol yeah i've heard this already. and i think ...   Mar 6 2005, 07:58 PM
nevernothere   Funny joke.. but I'd be so pissed if it happen...   Mar 6 2005, 07:58 PM
ahhishkaren   Lol wow, that's really gotta suck...   Mar 6 2005, 08:35 PM
lilphoenix   lucky guy, huh?   Mar 7 2005, 01:48 PM
salcha   posted already.   Mar 9 2005, 12:29 AM
DavidJ2318   ehh...   Mar 9 2005, 09:21 AM
super_grover08   its to long to read   Mar 12 2005, 03:47 PM
bab3egurl8o5   hha i habent heard this one before but it did make...   Mar 14 2005, 11:55 PM
Litobabygurl88   HAHA. THAT WAS SO HILAROUS!   Mar 15 2005, 12:25 AM
rockstah_14   nyahahhahahha.... that was fun..   Apr 22 2005, 01:00 AM
toodlepops.   I've read this before.   Apr 23 2005, 10:42 PM
one_and_only   haha. nd guys...they said it mightve been posted a...   Apr 24 2005, 05:30 PM


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