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| *chaneun* |
 Jan 27 2005, 04:13 PM
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a vampire walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a a flaming blood brew
the second vampire walks into the bar and also asks for a flaming blood brew. the third one comes in and asks for a hot glass of water. the bartender asks why a glass of hot water? the vampire holds up a dirty tampon and replies "tea time" |
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Jan 27 2005, 04:18 PM
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 uoyevoli  Group: Member Posts: 177 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 81,430 |
ummmm eww?? lol
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Jan 27 2005, 05:57 PM
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yerp! Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454 |
*wince* Yuck.
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Jan 27 2005, 06:14 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Dirty, dirty vampires.
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Jan 27 2005, 06:20 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lol..kinda gross
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Jan 27 2005, 06:58 PM
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i've heard a better version of this.
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| *wind&fire* |
Jan 27 2005, 07:11 PM
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ewww....
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Jan 27 2005, 07:15 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
ughhhh kinda gross there
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Jan 27 2005, 07:20 PM
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 HOY!!!!! Group: Member Posts: 268 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,098 |
kinda funny yet its nasty
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Jan 27 2005, 10:01 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
ewwwwwwwl thats soooo gross lol
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Jan 27 2005, 10:56 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
Did the vampire just yank the tampon outta a woman?!?! I HOPE NOT!! maybe it was in the trash.. but ewww... that is sooooo gross.
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Jan 27 2005, 10:58 PM
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omigoooodd.
EW!!! |
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Jan 29 2005, 07:12 PM
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 Soft drinks are my high Group: Member Posts: 157 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,149 |
ew.
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Jan 29 2005, 09:39 PM
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thats just sick
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Jan 29 2005, 11:49 PM
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eehhh yuck
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Jan 30 2005, 12:15 AM
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kinda disgusting..
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Jan 30 2005, 11:00 PM
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uhh...
nasty vampire. |
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Feb 12 2005, 08:23 PM
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awwww NASTY
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Feb 12 2005, 10:20 PM
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I want to see Dustin's version of this joke..lol
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Feb 13 2005, 04:08 AM
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 No Nose =[ Group: Member Posts: 101 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 87,291 |
Oh gosh, no wonder my used tampon was missing. Joking. =\
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Feb 13 2005, 09:45 AM
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>< ewww thats nastiy
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Mar 6 2005, 03:51 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
*pukes.
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Mar 6 2005, 07:41 PM
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that was just nasty....
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