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 Feb 27 2005, 04:43 PM
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I got this joke from Amazing Jokes Website and thought that I will share this joke transcript to you all.
"A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, 'So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days.' The priest replies, 'I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God.' The rabbi continues, 'And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' Then he hands the bottle to the priest. The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The priest asks, 'Aren't you having any?' The rabbi replies, 'No...I think I'll wait for the police.'" 
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Beyond Elite The Rabbi and the Priest Feb 27 2005, 04:43 PM
YoGrandpaIsFine Aww...how mean. Feb 27 2005, 04:45 PM browniebabe121a haha.. good joke
My Xanga Feb 27 2005, 04:55 PM JC4P haha nice browniebabe121a dont advertise put the l... Feb 27 2005, 05:41 PM potmonkeyjd I like it, Pretty Funny!!! Feb 27 2005, 05:43 PM --x who0ps lmao how sad Feb 27 2005, 08:09 PM chaneun heard a diff. version :D Feb 27 2005, 08:29 PM yanners hahaha..the rabbi's so mean. Feb 28 2005, 07:49 AM Zer_Wil_De_Mach lol thats funny i feel sad for the priest Feb 28 2005, 11:39 PM miss barnes heard it before but, just with 2 men. its jacked u... Mar 1 2005, 01:23 PM ryfitaDF a priest and a rabbi see a little boy cross the st... Mar 1 2005, 01:51 PM redderstarr how mean~ Mar 1 2005, 02:32 PM cHuNsAbAbIe012 damn~! that is so horrible!!! lol... Mar 3 2005, 09:12 PM mai_z ahh horrible! bad rabbi! Mar 3 2005, 09:40 PM tofuburger ohh i've heard a different version of this..bu... Mar 6 2005, 02:08 AM WrathOfOnigo Lol that was funny.. well for awhile i just sat th... Mar 6 2005, 09:02 PM kandiapplegrl ...ok. Mar 6 2005, 09:09 PM the_crox there was a different one... but it's still fu... Mar 7 2005, 02:52 AM xbr0kensmil3 hahah wow... Mar 7 2005, 06:20 AM Nicolatofu haha aww the rabbi is a meany! Mar 7 2005, 07:49 AM lilphoenix DUI or is it DWI? Mar 7 2005, 01:47 PM instantmusic thats AWESOME! im so going to synogauge this ... Mar 10 2005, 10:11 PM
super_grover08 have'nt heard that one yet, its pretty funny Mar 12 2005, 03:59 PM  |
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