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my guy is too "big", what do i do???
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post Mar 2 2005, 07:16 PM
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I dont want to sound mean but just deal with it or stop complaining.

It happens. Dont fight/complain about what you cant change
 
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post Mar 2 2005, 07:33 PM
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ok heres what i think. tell him to lube up his tube and wrap his present or take a tater tot peeler to it. there totaly PG-13! GO ME!
 
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post Mar 2 2005, 08:08 PM
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oh wow... um.. don't force it... for your own welfare
 
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post Mar 2 2005, 08:09 PM
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Then he's too big.

That's it.

Nothing more.
 
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post Mar 2 2005, 08:24 PM
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cut it off, and share it with mee.

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post Mar 2 2005, 08:24 PM
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wups. double post. ^_^;
 
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post Mar 2 2005, 08:45 PM
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my guy is too "big" for me...what do i do...


WTF!? wht kinda question is tht honestly?! damn how do we answer this?

if you dont like it then dump him and find someone smaller I guess or freakin Circumsize him or Castrate him. theres nothing you can really do..gosh..kinda weird topic
 
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post Mar 2 2005, 08:47 PM
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QUOTE(cLinT_wEStw0oD @ Mar 1 2005, 8:16 PM)
two words...penis enlarger no doubt! no matter what he says human anatomy does not allow something like that to happen. every man will fit in every girl. always.
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of course it will fit butt it will hurt.
 
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post Mar 2 2005, 08:49 PM
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put it in hot water and shrink it!
 
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post Mar 2 2005, 09:01 PM
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hahahaha ^^^^^^ yeah. put it in hot water, wash thoroughly with soap, then tumble dry low, and voila! instant package shrinker. laugh.gif i'm just kidding [obviously]. lubricant lubricant. [sp?]
 
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post Mar 2 2005, 09:20 PM
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haha like the other person said SPREAD THE LEGS WiDE! no d**k is too big for a P**sy, cos i learned in girls inc [ a girls club thingy sorta] that no matter how big a d**k is our pussys can expand to fit it. so ahaha itll hurt at first but PAiN iS PLEASURE.

hump til dawn.
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 01:39 PM
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^^^haha hump till dawn thats funny
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 04:39 PM
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i honestli duno how were sposed 2 help u on this one
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 04:48 PM
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when i said penis enlarger i was dead serious...either youre not totally aroused and youre doing this for the hell of it or he needs to see somebody about it...one way or the other EVERY GUY FITS INTO EVERY GIRL. ALWAYS!!
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 04:52 PM
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either its too bad for u or too bad for him... you'll find so way to make it "smaller"
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 09:17 PM
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it will hurt just for a few seconds but when you get started i dont think it will hurt as much...i dunno.hmmmm.... well mabye you can have oral together
 
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post Mar 4 2005, 12:42 AM
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what do you think it says....if so obvious.
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WTF!? wht kinda question is tht honestly?! damn how do we answer this?

if you dont like it then dump him and find someone smaller I guess or freakin Circumsize him or Castrate him. theres nothing you can really do..gosh..kinda weird topic
castrate blink.gif ...i dont want to hear that word ever again
 
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post Mar 4 2005, 05:46 PM
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the thing is, is he.. aware of the issue? have you trie d before? if he's gagging fo rit you may just have to grin and bear it....
its not his fault he has been given a giant cock. ah well.... he can always do fetish porn if it gets too much for him

Dude..you are funny yet scary..haha..I kinda agree though

Oh wait! Just have him start taking steroids... happy.gif Oh..but you wouldn't want to have it with a girl huh..? Tough luck I guess.. whistling.gif
 
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post Mar 4 2005, 09:54 PM
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I say you should cut off half of his penis.

xo, Pauline
 
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post Mar 4 2005, 11:35 PM
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QUOTE(Azarel @ Mar 2 2005, 2:10 AM)
Get yourself an Asian weenie.
Harhar.

And don't take this seriously, people. I'm joking around. stubborn.gif
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HAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaa. I second that! rolleyes.gif
 
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post Mar 4 2005, 11:46 PM
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QUOTE(tchotchke @ Mar 4 2005, 11:35 PM)
HAaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaa.  I second that!  rolleyes.gif
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_dry.gif ... Gawsh... Hmm put him in cold Mucho shrinkage
 
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post Mar 4 2005, 11:46 PM
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Are you using this guy for sex...?

Wow.. Well.. if you really want to fcuk him, then deal with the pain. stubborn.gif
 
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post Mar 4 2005, 11:50 PM
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This girl is obviously not comnig back to read this. She only has five posts. It's apparent that she only came here to ask for advice on such a silly topic. rolleyes.gif
 
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post Mar 4 2005, 11:56 PM
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lol i thought u meant big as in fat... maybe make it obvious that you dont wanna yeah but maybe just say your not quite ready or go through the pain advil or something haha
 
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post Mar 5 2005, 01:25 AM
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Well... theres only one way i guess. i hope my reply isnt too dirty =]

You either..... Masturbate, or have ur boyfriend finger u until ur somewhat loose enough to let him get inside... _unsure.gif

And remember .......

as roxy said =]

LUBE UP!
 
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