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 Feb 27 2005, 04:43 PM
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I got this joke from Amazing Jokes Website and thought that I will share this joke transcript to you all.
"A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and says, 'So you're a priest. I'm a rabbi. Just look at our cars. There's nothing left, but we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God. God must have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the rest of our days.' The priest replies, 'I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God.' The rabbi continues, 'And look at this. Here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.' Then he hands the bottle to the priest. The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the rabbi. The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap on, and hands it back to the priest. The priest asks, 'Aren't you having any?' The rabbi replies, 'No...I think I'll wait for the police.'" 
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Feb 27 2005, 04:45 PM
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 HAAAAAAAA. Group: Member Posts: 4,472 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 75,068 |
Aww...how mean.
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Feb 27 2005, 04:55 PM
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 sometimes people care too much... i think its called love Group: Member Posts: 112 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,643 |
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Feb 27 2005, 05:41 PM
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haha nice browniebabe121a dont advertise put the link in your sig
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Feb 27 2005, 05:43 PM
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 Philly Girl 4-life Group: Member Posts: 91 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 105,772 |
I like it, Pretty Funny!!!
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Feb 27 2005, 08:09 PM
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 rwar (; Group: Member Posts: 590 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 103,308 |
lmao how sad
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| *chaneun* |
Feb 27 2005, 08:29 PM
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heard a diff. version :D
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Feb 28 2005, 07:49 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
hahaha..the rabbi's so mean.
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Feb 28 2005, 11:39 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 266 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 64,889 |
lol thats funny i feel sad for the priest
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Mar 1 2005, 01:23 PM
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 RiKACHANtEL Group: Member Posts: 3,876 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 51,230 |
heard it before but, just with 2 men. its jacked up
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Mar 1 2005, 01:51 PM
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 LunchboxXx Group: Member Posts: 1,789 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,810 |
a priest and a rabbi see a little boy cross the street. the priest asks "don't you want to screw that little boy?" the rabbi asks "out of what?"
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Mar 1 2005, 02:32 PM
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how mean~
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Mar 3 2005, 09:12 PM
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gRaCiE Group: Member Posts: 350 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 96,997 |
damn~! that is so horrible!!! lol! that was a good one! but i still find it offensive...
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Mar 3 2005, 09:40 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
ahh horrible! bad rabbi!
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Mar 6 2005, 02:08 AM
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ohh i've heard a different version of this..but yeah..pretty funny
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Mar 6 2005, 09:02 PM
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 Hah! Its funny cause its true... Group: Member Posts: 640 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 89,954 |
Lol that was funny.. well for awhile i just sat there wondering "What?" but now i get it!!
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Mar 6 2005, 09:09 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 317 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 82,987 |
...ok.
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Mar 7 2005, 02:52 AM
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 she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
there was a different one... but it's still funny.
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Mar 7 2005, 06:20 AM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
hahah wow...
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Mar 7 2005, 07:49 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,882 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 47,064 |
haha aww the rabbi is a meany!
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Mar 7 2005, 01:47 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
DUI or is it DWI?
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| *instantmusic* |
Mar 10 2005, 10:11 PM
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thats AWESOME! im so going to synogauge this weekend and telling everyone that, aWESOME!
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Mar 12 2005, 03:59 PM
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have'nt heard that one yet, its pretty funny
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