my guy is too "big", what do i do??? |
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 Mar 1 2005, 07:43 PM
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 SCHGEB!SCHGEB!  Group: Member Posts: 1,786 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,217  |
HAHAHA this is the funniest thing i have read in a LONG time!!!! dude.. if its too big, its too big.. i thought u wanted to give him head and ur mouth was too tiny... now i kno u mean sex.. hahah wow.. just.. dont do it geez.. use a ... fake one ;-) ;-) make him shove it up there hahaha
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Mar 1 2005, 07:58 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 2 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 94,303 |
QUOTE two words...penis enlarger no doubt! no matter what he says human anatomy does not allow something like that to happen. every man will fit in every girl. always.  What if the guy is deformed! lol... Besides..I personally think you should save yerself for marriage...not to sound like a goody goody...cuz one, guys will respect you more, and two..wtf, it's suppose to be special! not just something you'll do wt your bf when you wanna have a good time! bah!  w/e tho...I don't care what you do tho...you can do w/e the hell you want...just sharing my feelings. have fun wf yer unnaturally large bf lol. 
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Mar 1 2005, 08:02 PM
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 the Ray... it filters through Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,081 |
Purchase the Trojan Her Pleasure condoms and very liberally apply KY.. take it slow... you'll get used to it.
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Mar 1 2005, 08:10 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,799 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,450 |
ROFL. What do you want us to do? Cut it in half so it would fit?
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Mar 1 2005, 08:12 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
lol yea *pulls out butcher knife*
gimme 400 dollars and I'll do it.:P |
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Mar 1 2005, 08:16 PM
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 Class of 2005!!! Group: Member Posts: 1,132 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,080 |
Well, just tell him that u are, don't let him go all the way in, and if you want him to, i guess just more and more each time, slowly, you'll stretch out.. (hope thats pg.. sorry if not)
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Mar 1 2005, 10:01 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 213 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,800 |
QUOTE(aznxdreamer @ Mar 1 2005, 6:32 PM) sand it down with some sandpaper. or use a peeler.  ^^^^ rotfl .. theres other 'fishes' in the sea.. with. .smaller package? |
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Mar 1 2005, 10:07 PM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
push really hard?
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Mar 1 2005, 10:08 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
Have him finger you or something.. or just don't do it. You're making yourself sound like a slut in my opinion, right now.
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Mar 1 2005, 10:13 PM
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 This is all my luck, it's all I got. Group: Member Posts: 1,373 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,532 |
LMFAO!! Hmmm. Cant really help you but i can tell you just dont have sex with him.
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Mar 1 2005, 10:16 PM
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QUOTE(AzNxJenny91 @ Mar 1 2005, 4:29 PM) Aren't chotes like, when your d**k is larger in width than height? Is that what you're talking about? And maybe u and his ex are too small  Hehe, it's chode. If that is the problem, then how sad, but I don't think it is. Yea, just buy some lube, or abstain from sex. I hope that you aren't too young  , and as always use a condom. "Don't be a fool, wrap your tool", make sure to tell him that.  If it still can't fit after using lubes then just don't have sex. ORRR, buy a vibrator to get used to a penis, then have sex  . Kidding!!!
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Mar 1 2005, 10:18 PM
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 go go power rangers<3 Group: Member Posts: 321 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,457 |
I don't think I would mind big, but I don't know because I've never had like.. HUGE or anything. I've only ever been with one guy, and will ever be. But if you really must do it, you'll have to deal with the pain. I would expect it would become less painful the more you do it. But whatever. You could also just chop it in half or something. But I doubt that would solve much.
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Mar 1 2005, 10:26 PM
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 Yea Yea. Group: Member Posts: 837 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 79,366 |
when i clicked this i wasn't expecting u meant that... but now i know lol... sorry, i dont know what u can do.. so if u do it wit him, good luck.
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Mar 1 2005, 10:29 PM
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 wanderlust personified. Group: Official Designer Posts: 7,515 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 797 |
lube up.
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Mar 1 2005, 10:36 PM
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 You can't keep running from what you're trying to find. Group: Official Member Posts: 5,030 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 54,096 |
QUOTE(sunissed14127 @ Mar 1 2005, 7:32 PM) Well thats not his fault....if it cant fit, then it just cant. unless you want pain...but the pain will turn into pleasure =) i never understood why IT being big is a great thing...  not that it's BAD but i mean... why's it good? srry i'm only 13... 
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| *salcha* |
Mar 1 2005, 11:29 PM
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QUOTE(bballbabiegrl @ Mar 1 2005, 6:27 PM) then don't do it. there are other ways to be satisfied. ^hah. But if you want to, you will have to take the pain with it, because I don't know if there is anything you can do to make it easier. exactly.
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Mar 1 2005, 11:33 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 353 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,749 |
make him take a really cold shower.
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Mar 2 2005, 01:53 AM
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 i'm susan Group: Official Member Posts: 13,875 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,029 |
DOWN therrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre? If so, you're very perverted. That's just WRONG.
Anyways. Umm if you meant weight. Hahahaha you're calling your boyfriend "too big"? then why did you even dated him in the first place? I mean if you don't like how his look, then go for another guy. I mean does he like how he looks. If he does, then leave him alone. If you can take that, then go off with someone else. eesh that's not a hard thing. |
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Mar 2 2005, 02:05 AM
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 RAWR. Group: Member Posts: 2,585 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 102,641 |
number one, its not perverted. Its a part of life. get over it. Number two, it is not making her sound like a slut. Its not like this is the 25th guy shes slept with. Obviously if her goods are too tight, she hasnt slept with very many. My advice: (trying to keep this as clean as possible so I'll use medical terms?) Make sure u are fully aroused, because the body makes a natural lubricant, and make sure he takes it very slow. Please remember, the vagina is designed to stretch to fit a baby. Now, if his goods are the size of a baby head, he needs to see someone about that. But trust me, its not too big. Just tell him to be slow and patient and you will get used to it. And be careful :)
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| *Azarel* |
Mar 2 2005, 02:10 AM
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Get yourself an Asian weenie.
Harhar. And don't take this seriously, people. I'm joking around. 
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Mar 2 2005, 02:30 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
thre's really nothing you can do bout it.
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Mar 2 2005, 03:54 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
lol uhh just tell him to be gentle till you umm fit it? haha omg idk
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Mar 2 2005, 04:07 AM
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 Just sit and listen... Group: Member Posts: 78 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,339 |
ok, if you don't know what to do and you come to the CB forum - where i bet alot these girls are too young to even have sex - and ask them what to do, then you are way too young/immature to have sex.
But if you wanna get knocked up that's your problem not mine. Try Ky sexual lubricant if you're that desperate |
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Mar 2 2005, 04:16 AM
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 muted imperfections <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 3,295 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,260 |
dont be afraid because ur b.f's thingy is too big. i guess hmm...im trying to think of a way to say this in a PG13 way. lol. dont think that hes too big for you because if his thingy cant fit then how do you think you're gonna push a baby out of it? lol.
what you do is this: you guys just do foreplay longer than you usually do. let him do things to you so you get umm how do i put this...lets say really hot. this will loosen and relax your down there area which will make it easier for his thingy to fit. :D hope that helps.  jackie
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Mar 2 2005, 09:21 AM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
CB is to strick with this PG-13 shizzz... Sex is part of life why can't people get descriptive about it.. Its not like mostly all the people here don't already know about it...
Sorry I was going off subject... Like Karamelle and Jakie said its not to big, Birth of baby... thats all I got to say.. And, KY Jelly Baby, that is my life saver!!! |
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