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man this is scary if your flip and it relates, some can relate to flips & azns too
h0y_Kalbo
post Feb 24 2005, 11:25 AM
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this is so scary if ur flip it hella relates

Bold those that apply.
1. You're related to everyone.

2. Your middle name is your mother's maiden name

3. Your parents call each other "Mom" and "Dad."
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4. You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby." (Probably do, just don't know of them since there's so many relatives)

5. You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun,"

6. You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."

7. You have four or five names.
8. You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.

9. You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room.

10. You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18

11. You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married.

12. You make your children sing and dance to amuse your friends and relatives.

13. Your house has a distinctive aroma. My house is scentless. Americanized. =/

14. You decorate your living room wall with your family's framed diplomas and plaques.

15. You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper."

16. You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets. (before)

17. You have a St. Nino shrine in your living room.

18. You keep a fly swatter in your kitchen.

19. Your kitchen table has a vinyl tablecloth.

20. You recycle shopping bags as garbage bags. (hell yeah)

21. You have a piano that no one plays. (Do keyboards count? =D)

22. You keep a tabo in your bathroom.

23. You own a barrel man from Baguio.

24. You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant.

25. You have ageless skin, thanks to the high humidity of the tropics

26. You eat with your hands.

27. You eat more than three times a day.

28. You think a meal is not a meal without rice.

29. You use your fingers to measure the water you need to cook rice.

30. You eat your meal using a spoon and fork.

31. You cut your meat with a spoon or fork.

.32. You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals

33. You feed all your visitors. (Depends on who's visiting. ;] Justkidding.)

34. You always cook too much.

35. Your dining table has a merry-go-round in the middle.

36. You bring baon to work everyday

37. You keep your stove covered in aluminum foil when not in use.

38. You wash and re-use plastic utensils, styrofoam cups, and aluminum wrappers. (hell yeah)

39. Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines. (We don't even eat sardines)
40. You love to eat daing or tuyo.

41. You prop up one knee while eating.

42.you eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup or bagoong (not bagoong)

43. Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles.

44. You love sticky desserts and salty snacks.

45. You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice.

46. You eat mangoes with rice--with great GUSTO!

47. You love "dirty" ice cream.

48. You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim.

49. You grab a toothpick after every meal. (parents)

50. When dining out, you always fight over who will pay for dinner.

51. You put hot dogs in your spaghetti. (hell yeah)

52. Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, and tomatoes.

53. You order a "soft drink" instead of soda.

54. You eat rice for breakfast. (sometimes)

55. You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror. (one car i think)

56. You get together with family at a cemetery on All Saint's Day to eat, drink, and tell stories by your loved ones' graves.

57. You play cards or mahjong and drink beer at funeral wakes.(whats a funeral wakes?) we play cards and adults play majong)

58. You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January.

59. You make the sign of the cross before take-offs and after landings and every time you pass by a church. (sometimes)

60. Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box. (haha yeah)

61. You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity

62. You are standing next to eight boxes at the airport

63. You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs." ( frealz)

64. You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your relatives each time you return from a trip.

65. You can't make a purchase without haggling.

66. You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives.

67. You're a fashion victim.

68. You point with your lips. (haha sometimes )

69. You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression. (Hmm, can I really? I know I can make a lot of faces though)

70. You greet one another by raising your eyebrows or tossing your head.

71. You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV.

72. You scratch your head when you don't know an answer to a question.

73. You smile all the time for no reason.

74. You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air. (this is starting to get scary, i think im too flip)

75. You cover your mouth when you laugh.

76. You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.

77. You'll answer "Malapit lang!"--no matter the distance--when asked how far away a place is located.

78. You refer to Mercedes Benz as "chedeng."

79. Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.

80. You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts."

81. You love to use the following acronyms: CR for comfort room, DI for
dance instructor, DOM for dirty old man, TNT for tago nang tago, KJ for
kill joy, KSP for kulang sa pansin, OA for over-acting, TL for true love, BF
for boyfriend and GF for girlfriend.

82. You're always late for events and parties.

83. You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers, "ball pen" instead of pen,"stockings" instead of pantyhose, "pampers" instead of diapers, "ref" or "prijider" instead of refrigerator, "Colgate" instead of toothpaste,"canteen" instead of cafeteria, and "open" or "close" instead of turn off. (some dont apply)

84. You always leave your shoes or slippers outside the doorstep.

85. You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.

86. You prefer sitting in the shade instead of basking in the sun.

87. You can sing and dance at a drop of a hat.

88. You like everything imported or "state-side."

89. You love ballroom dancing, bowling, pusoy, mah jong, billiards, and karaoke. (not ballroom dancing)

90. You hang your clothes out to dry in a laundry line.(before)

91.You have a relative who is a nurse.
 
jennyjenny
post Feb 24 2005, 12:30 PM
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That was way too long.
I began doing it, and then I stopped halfway.

Only like, 10 things applied to me ermm.gif
 
DanielleMaria05
post Feb 24 2005, 12:31 PM
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A lot of those have to do with my family and me, but, I'm not flip. So, yeah,
 
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post Feb 24 2005, 12:40 PM
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wierd....
 
Froshy
post Feb 24 2005, 12:46 PM
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Bold those that apply.
1. You're related to everyone.
2. Your middle name is your mother's maiden name
3. Your parents call each other "Mom" and "Dad."
4. You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby." (Probably do, just don't know of them since there's so many relatives)
5. You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun,"
6. You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."
7. You have four or five names.
8. You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.
9. You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room.
10. You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18
11. You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married.
12. You make your children sing and dance to amuse your friends and relatives.
13. Your house has a distinctive aroma. My house is scentless. Americanized. =/
14. You decorate your living room wall with your family's framed diplomas and plaques.
15. You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper."
16. You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets. (before)
17. You have a St. Nino shrine in your living room.
18. You keep a fly swatter in your kitchen.
19. Your kitchen table has a vinyl tablecloth.
20. You recycle shopping bags as garbage bags. (hell yeah)
21. You have a piano that no one plays. (Do keyboards count? =D)
22. You keep a tabo in your bathroom.
23. You own a barrel man from Baguio.
24. You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant.
25. You have ageless skin, thanks to the high humidity of the tropics
26. You eat with your hands. (you don't have to be flip to do that though)
27. You eat more than three times a day. i'm a growin girl
28. You think a meal is not a meal without rice.
29. You use your fingers to measure the water you need to cook rice. heck yes
30. You eat your meal using a spoon and fork.
31. You cut your meat with a spoon or fork.
.32. You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals
33. You feed all your visitors. (Depends on who's visiting. ;] Justkidding.)
34. You always cook too much. i can't cook for shit.
35. Your dining table has a merry-go-round in the middle. it's called a lazy susan
36. You bring baon to work everyday
37. You keep your stove covered in aluminum foil when not in use.
38. You wash and re-use plastic utensils, styrofoam cups, and aluminum wrappers. (hell yeah) sometimes
39. Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines. (We don't even eat sardines)
40. You love to eat daing or tuyo.
41. You prop up one knee while eating.
42.you eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup or bagoong (not bagoong)
43. Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles.
44. You love sticky desserts and salty snacks.
45. You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice.
46. You eat mangoes with rice--with great GUSTO!
47. You love "dirty" ice cream. what's that?
48. You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim. that's just cuz i have a fast metabolism. i'll be fat when i'm older
49. You grab a toothpick after every meal. (parents)
50. When dining out, you always fight over who will pay for dinner.
51. You put hot dogs in your spaghetti. (hell yeah)
52. Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, and tomatoes.
53. You order a "soft drink" instead of soda.
54. You eat rice for breakfast. (sometimes)
55. You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror. (one car i think)
56. You get together with family at a cemetery on All Saint's Day to eat, drink, and tell stories by your loved ones' graves.
57. You play cards or mahjong and drink beer at funeral wakes.(whats a funeral wakes?) we play cards and adults play majong)
58. You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January.
59. You make the sign of the cross before take-offs and after landings and every time you pass by a church. (sometimes)
60. Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box. (haha yeah)
61. You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity
62. You are standing next to eight boxes at the airport
63. You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs." ( frealz)
64. You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your relatives each time you return from a trip.
65. You can't make a purchase without haggling.
66. You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives.
67. You're a fashion victim.
68. You point with your lips. (haha sometimes ) what?
69. You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression. (Hmm, can I really? I know I can make a lot of faces though)
70. You greet one another by raising your eyebrows or tossing your head.
71. You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV.
72. You scratch your head when you don't know an answer to a question.
73. You smile all the time for no reason.
74. You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air. (this is starting to get scary, i think im too flip) my dad does
75. You cover your mouth when you laugh.
76. You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.
77. You'll answer "Malapit lang!"--no matter the distance--when asked how far away a place is located.
78. You refer to Mercedes Benz as "chedeng."
79. Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.
80. You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts."
81. You love to use the following acronyms: CR for comfort room, DI for
dance instructor, DOM for dirty old man, TNT for tago nang tago, KJ for
kill joy, KSP for kulang sa pansin, OA for over-acting, TL for true love, BF
for boyfriend and GF for girlfriend.
82. You're always late for events and parties. its cuz of my mom
83. You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers, "ball pen" instead of pen,"stockings" instead of pantyhose, "pampers" instead of diapers, "ref" or "prijider" instead of refrigerator, "Colgate" instead of toothpaste,"canteen" instead of cafeteria, and "open" or "close" instead of turn off. (some dont apply)(parents)
84. You always leave your shoes or slippers outside the doorstep.
85. You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.
86. You prefer sitting in the shade instead of basking in the sun.
87. You can sing and dance at a drop of a hat.
88. You like everything imported or "state-side."
89. You love ballroom dancing, bowling, pusoy, mah jong, billiards, and karaoke. (not ballroom dancing)
90. You hang your clothes out to dry in a laundry line.(before)
91.You have a relative who is a nurse (doctor and a dentist)



i'm really bored
 
silver-rain
post Feb 24 2005, 12:47 PM
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Some of that applies to me or my family- but we're not flip.
 
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post Feb 24 2005, 02:18 PM
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there's one for the chinese
and dude, i relate to like 90% of it on the list
 
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post Feb 24 2005, 03:30 PM
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That was on a quiz..It was "How Flip are you?"

I got 35% Flip, and I'm not even Asian.

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post Feb 24 2005, 04:28 PM
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haha 30/91 apply to me. rolleyes.gif
 
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post Feb 24 2005, 04:54 PM
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i only went up to 53.
& got 44/53. wow, lol.
i've read before .. too
lazy to read it again.
 
dani41790
post Feb 24 2005, 08:30 PM
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1. You're related to everyone.

2. Your middle name is your mother's maiden name

3. Your parents call each other "Mom" and "Dad."
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4. You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby." (Probably do, just don't know of them since there's so many relatives)

5. You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun,"

6. You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."

7. You have four or five names.

8. You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.

9. You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room.


10. You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18

11. You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married.

12. You make your children sing and dance to amuse your friends and relatives.

13. Your house has a distinctive aroma.

14. You decorate your living room wall with your family's framed diplomas and plaques.

15. You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper."

16. You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets.


17. You have a St. Nino shrine in your living room.

18. You keep a fly swatter in your kitchen.

19. Your kitchen table has a vinyl tablecloth.

20. You recycle shopping bags as garbage bags.

21. You have a piano that no one plays.


22. You keep a tabo in your bathroom.

23. You own a barrel man from Baguio.

24. You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant.

25. You have ageless skin, thanks to the high humidity of the tropics

26. You eat with your hands.

27. You eat more than three times a day.

28. You think a meal is not a meal without rice.

29. You use your fingers to measure the water you need to cook rice.

30. You eat your meal using a spoon and fork.

31. You cut your meat with a spoon or fork.

.32. You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals

33. You feed all your visitors.

34. You always cook too much.


35. Your dining table has a merry-go-round in the middle.

36. You bring baon to work everyday

37. You keep your stove covered in aluminum foil when not in use.

38. You wash and re-use plastic utensils, styrofoam cups, and aluminum wrappers.

39. Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines.

40. You love to eat daing or tuyo.

41. You prop up one knee while eating.

42.you eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup or bagoong

43. Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles.

44. You love sticky desserts and salty snacks.

45. You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice.

46. You eat mangoes with rice--with great GUSTO!

47. You love "dirty" ice cream.

48. You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim.


49. You grab a toothpick after every meal.

50. When dining out, you always fight over who will pay for dinner.

51. You put hot dogs in your spaghetti.

52. Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, and tomatoes.

53. You order a "soft drink" instead of soda.

54. You eat rice for breakfast.

55. You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror.


56. You get together with family at a cemetery on All Saint's Day to eat, drink, and tell stories by your loved ones' graves.

57. You play cards or mahjong and drink beer at funeral wakes.

58. You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January.

59. You make the sign of the cross before take-offs and after landings and every time you pass by a church.

60. Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.

61. You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity

62. You are standing next to eight boxes at the airport


63. You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs."

64. You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your relatives each time you return from a trip.

65. You can't make a purchase without haggling.

66. You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives.

67. You're a fashion victim.

68. You point with your lips.

69. You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression.

70. You greet one another by raising your eyebrows or tossing your head.


71. You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV.

72. You scratch your head when you don't know an answer to a question.

73. You smile all the time for no reason.

74. You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air.

75. You cover your mouth when you laugh.

76. You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.

77. You'll answer "Malapit lang!"--no matter the distance--when asked how far away a place is located.


78. You refer to Mercedes Benz as "chedeng."

79. Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.

80. You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts."

81. You love to use the following acronyms: CR for comfort room, DI for
dance instructor, DOM for dirty old man, TNT for tago nang tago, KJ for
kill joy, KSP for kulang sa pansin, OA for over-acting, TL for true love, BF
for boyfriend and GF for girlfriend.

82. You're always late for events and parties.

83. You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers, "ball pen" instead of pen,"stockings" instead of pantyhose, "pampers" instead of diapers, "ref" or "prijider" instead of refrigerator, "Colgate" instead of toothpaste,"canteen" instead of cafeteria, and "open" or "close" instead of turn off. (some dont apply)

84. You always leave your shoes or slippers outside the doorstep.

85. You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.

86. You prefer sitting in the shade instead of basking in the sun.

87. You can sing and dance at a drop of a hat.


88. You like everything imported or "state-side."

89. You love ballroom dancing, bowling, pusoy, mah jong, billiards, and karaoke. (not ballroom dancing)

90. You hang your clothes out to dry in a laundry line.

91.You have a relative who is a nurse.


dang im like really really flip lol
 
angel-roh
post Feb 24 2005, 11:04 PM
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whoa..... sounds like korean people are off the check in these list then, eh? lol
 
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post Feb 24 2005, 11:23 PM
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Think this belongs in Humour.
 
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post Feb 25 2005, 07:58 PM
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i know im flip but not 100% some of those are true lol
 
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post Mar 3 2005, 08:17 PM
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Its like u KNOW me!
 
the_crox
post Mar 4 2005, 04:21 AM
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she doesn't even know
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1. You're related to everyone.

2. Your middle name is your mother's maiden name

3. Your parents call each other "Mom" and "Dad."
">
4. You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby." (Probably do, just don't know of them since there's so many relatives)

5. You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun,"

6. You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."

7. You have four or five names.

8. You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.

9. You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room.

10. You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18 ??

11. You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married.

12. You make your children sing and dance to amuse your friends and relatives.

13. Your house has a distinctive aroma. My house is scentless. Americanized. =/

14. You decorate your living room wall with your family's framed diplomas and plaques.

15. You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper." [in the philipines yeah]

16. You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets. (before)

17. You have a St. Nino shrine in your living room.

18. You keep a fly swatter in your kitchen.

19. Your kitchen table has a vinyl tablecloth. [grandma]

20. You recycle shopping bags as garbage bags. (hell yeah)

21. You have a piano that no one plays. <I play!

22. You keep a tabo in your bathroom.

23. You own a barrel man from Baguio.

24. You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant.

25. You have ageless skin, thanks to the high humidity of the tropics

26. You eat with your hands.

27. You eat more than three times a day.

28. You think a meal is not a meal without rice.


29. You use your fingers to measure the water you need to cook rice.

30. You eat your meal using a spoon and fork.

31. You cut your meat with a spoon or fork.

.32. You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals

33. You feed all your visitors. (Depends on who's visiting. ;] Justkidding.)

34. You always cook too much.

35. Your dining table has a merry-go-round in the middle.

36. You bring baon to work everyday

37. You keep your stove covered in aluminum foil when not in use.

38. You wash and re-use plastic utensils, styrofoam cups, and aluminum wrappers. (hell yeah)

39. Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines. (We don't even eat sardines)

40. You love to eat daing or tuyo.

41. You prop up one knee while eating.

42.you eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup or bagoong (not bagoong)


43. Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles.

44. You love sticky desserts and salty snacks.

45. You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice.


46. You eat mangoes with rice--with great GUSTO!

47. You love "dirty" ice cream.

48. You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim.

49. You grab a toothpick after every meal. (parents)


50. When dining out, you always fight over who will pay for dinner.

51. You put hot dogs in your spaghetti. (hell yeah)

52. Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, and tomatoes.

53. You order a "soft drink" instead of soda.

54. You eat rice for breakfast. (sometimes)


55. You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror. (one car i think)

56. You get together with family at a cemetery on All Saint's Day to eat, drink, and tell stories by your loved ones' graves.

57. You play cards or mahjong and drink beer at funeral wakes.(whats a funeral wakes?) we play cards and adults play majong)

58. You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January.

59. You make the sign of the cross before take-offs and after landings and every time you pass by a church. (sometimes)

60. Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box. (haha yeah)

61. You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity

62. You are standing next to eight boxes at the airport


63. You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs." ( frealz)

64. You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your relatives each time you return from a trip.

65. You can't make a purchase without haggling.

66. You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives.

67. You're a fashion victim.

68. You point with your lips. (haha sometimes )

69. You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression. (Hmm, can I really? I know I can make a lot of faces though)

70. You greet one another by raising your eyebrows or tossing your head.

71. You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV.

72. You scratch your head when you don't know an answer to a question.

73. You smile all the time for no reason.

74. You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air. (this is starting to get scary, i think im too flip)

75. You cover your mouth when you laugh.

76. You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.


77. You'll answer "Malapit lang!"--no matter the distance--when asked how far away a place is located.

78. You refer to Mercedes Benz as "chedeng."

79. Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.

80. You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts."


81. You love to use the following acronyms: CR for comfort room, DI for
dance instructor, DOM for dirty old man, TNT for tago nang tago, KJ for
kill joy, KSP for kulang sa pansin, OA for over-acting, TL for true love, BF
for boyfriend and GF for girlfriend.

82. You're always late for events and parties.

83. You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers, "ball pen" instead of pen,"stockings" instead of pantyhose, "pampers" instead of diapers, "ref" or "prijider" instead of refrigerator, "Colgate" instead of toothpaste,"canteen" instead of cafeteria, and "open" or "close" instead of turn off. (some dont apply)

84. You always leave your shoes or slippers outside the doorstep.

85. You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.

86. You prefer sitting in the shade instead of basking in the sun.

87. You can sing and dance at a drop of a hat.

88. You like everything imported or "state-side."


89. You love ballroom dancing, bowling, pusoy, mah jong, billiards, and karaoke. (not ballroom dancing)

90. You hang your clothes out to dry in a laundry line.(before)

91.You have a relative who is a nurse. [I have a lot!]


 
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post Mar 4 2005, 07:12 PM
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I only had like 5 and 69 was the one that related closes to me
 
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post Mar 4 2005, 09:31 PM
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hi, my name is brianna! =]
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1. You're related to everyone.

2. Your middle name is your mother's maiden name

3. Your parents call each other "Mom" and "Dad."
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4. You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby." (Probably do, just don't know of them since there's so many relatives)

5. You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun,"

6. You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."

7. You have four or five names.

8. You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.

9. You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room.

10. You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18

11. You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married.

12. You make your children sing and dance to amuse your friends and relatives.

13. Your house has a distinctive aroma. My house is scentless. Americanized. =/

14. You decorate your living room wall with your family's framed diplomas and plaques.

15. You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper."

16. You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets. (before)

17. You have a St. Nino shrine in your living room.

18. You keep a fly swatter in your kitchen.

19. Your kitchen table has a vinyl tablecloth.

20. You recycle shopping bags as garbage bags. (hell yeah)

21. You have a piano that no one plays. (Do keyboards count? =D)

22. You keep a tabo in your bathroom.

23. You own a barrel man from Baguio.

24. You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant.

25. You have ageless skin, thanks to the high humidity of the tropics

26. You eat with your hands.

27. You eat more than three times a day.

28. You think a meal is not a meal without rice.

29. You use your fingers to measure the water you need to cook rice.

30. You eat your meal using a spoon and fork.

31. You cut your meat with a spoon or fork.

.32. You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals

33. You feed all your visitors. (Depends on who's visiting. ;] Justkidding.)

34. You always cook too much.

35. Your dining table has a merry-go-round in the middle.

36. You bring baon to work everyday

37. You keep your stove covered in aluminum foil when not in use.

38. You wash and re-use plastic utensils, styrofoam cups, and aluminum wrappers. (hell yeah)

39. Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines. (We don't even eat sardines)

40. You love to eat daing or tuyo.

41. You prop up one knee while eating.

42.you eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup or bagoong (not bagoong)

43. Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles.

44. You love sticky desserts and salty snacks.

45. You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice.

46. You eat mangoes with rice--with great GUSTO!

47. You love "dirty" ice cream.

48. You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim.

49. You grab a toothpick after every meal. (parents)

50. When dining out, you always fight over who will pay for dinner.

51. You put hot dogs in your spaghetti. (hell yeah)

52. Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, and tomatoes.

53. You order a "soft drink" instead of soda.

54. You eat rice for breakfast. (sometimes)

55. You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror. (one car i think)

56. You get together with family at a cemetery on All Saint's Day to eat, drink, and tell stories by your loved ones' graves.

57. You play cards or mahjong and drink beer at funeral wakes.(whats a funeral wakes?) we play cards and adults play majong)

58. You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January.

59. You make the sign of the cross before take-offs and after landings and every time you pass by a church. (sometimes)

60. Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box. (haha yeah)

61. You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity

62. You are standing next to eight boxes at the airport

63. You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs." ( frealz)

64. You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your relatives each time you return from a trip.

65. You can't make a purchase without haggling.

66. You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives.

67. You're a fashion victim.

68. You point with your lips. (haha sometimes )

69. You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression. (Hmm, can I really? I know I can make a lot of faces though)

70. You greet one another by raising your eyebrows or tossing your head.

71. You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV.

72. You scratch your head when you don't know an answer to a question.

73. You smile all the time for no reason.

74. You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air. (this is starting to get scary, i think im too flip)

75. You cover your mouth when you laugh.

76. You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.

77. You'll answer "Malapit lang!"--no matter the distance--when asked how far away a place is located.

78. You refer to Mercedes Benz as "chedeng."

79. Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.

80. You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts."

81. You love to use the following acronyms: CR for comfort room, DI for
dance instructor, DOM for dirty old man, TNT for tago nang tago, KJ for
kill joy, KSP for kulang sa pansin, OA for over-acting, TL for true love, BF
for boyfriend and GF for girlfriend.

82. You're always late for events and parties.

83. You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers, "ball pen" instead of pen,"stockings" instead of pantyhose, "pampers" instead of diapers, "ref" or "prijider" instead of refrigerator, "Colgate" instead of toothpaste,"canteen" instead of cafeteria, and "open" or "close" instead of turn off. (some dont apply)

84. You always leave your shoes or slippers outside the doorstep.

85. You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.

86. You prefer sitting in the shade instead of basking in the sun.

87. You can sing and dance at a drop of a hat.

88. You like everything imported or "state-side."

89. You love ballroom dancing, bowling, pusoy, mah jong, billiards, and karaoke. (not ballroom dancing)

90. You hang your clothes out to dry in a laundry line.(before)

91.You have a relative who is a nurse.
 
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post Mar 5 2005, 11:48 AM
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yep all those relate to me and the thing wit the forehead to the hand is blessing
come on u should kno dat and u call ur self a flip...ashamed!!!
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post Mar 5 2005, 03:01 PM
Post #20


sorry. i drowned your fish.
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Bold those that apply.
1. You're related to everyone.

2. Your middle name is your mother's maiden name

3. Your parents call each other "Mom" and "Dad."
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4. You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby."

5. You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun,"

6. You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."

7. You have four or five names.
8. You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.

9. You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room.

10. You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18

11. You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married.

12. You make your children sing and dance to amuse your friends and relatives.(my parents used to do that to me .. its hillarious)

13. Your house has a distinctive aroma.

14. You decorate your living room wall with your family's framed diplomas and plaques.

15. You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper."
16. You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets.

17. You have a St. Nino shrine in your living room.

18. You keep a fly swatter in your kitchen.

19. Your kitchen table has a vinyl tablecloth.

20. You recycle shopping bags as garbage bags.

21. You have a piano that no one plays.

22. You keep a tabo in your bathroom.23. You own a barrel man from Baguio.

24. You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant.

25. You have ageless skin, thanks to the high humidity of the tropics.. (what?)

26. You eat with your hands.

27. You eat more than three times a day.
28. You think a meal is not a meal without rice.

29. You use your fingers to measure the water you need to cook rice.

30. You eat your meal using a spoon and fork.
31. You cut your meat with a spoon or fork.

.32. You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals

33. You feed all your visitors.

34. You always cook too much.

35. Your dining table has a merry-go-round in the middle.

36. You bring baon to work everyday

37. You keep your stove covered in aluminum foil when not in use.

38. You wash and re-use plastic utensils, styrofoam cups, and aluminum wrappers.

39. Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines.

40. You love to eat daing or tuyo. (eww tuyo smells like ..)

41. You prop up one knee while eating.

42.you eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup or bagoong
43. Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles.

44. You love sticky desserts and salty snacks.

45. You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice.


46. You eat mangoes with rice

47. You love "dirty" ice cream.

48. You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim.

49. You grab a toothpick after every meal.

50. When dining out, you always fight over who will pay for dinner.

51. You put hot dogs in your spaghetti.

52. Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, and tomatoes.

53. You order a "soft drink" instead of soda.

54. You eat rice for breakfast. (sometimes)

55. You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror.

56. You get together with family at a cemetery on All Saint's Day to eat, drink, and tell stories by your loved ones' graves.
57. You play cards or mahjong and drink beer at funeral wakes.

58. You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January.

59. You make the sign of the cross before take-offs and after landings and every time you pass by a church. (sometimes)

60. Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.

61. You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity

62. You are standing next to eight boxes at the airport

63. You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs."


64. You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your relatives each time you return from a trip.
65. You can't make a purchase without haggling.

66. You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives.

67. You're a fashion victim.

68. You point with your lips.

69. You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression.

70. You greet one another by raising your eyebrows or tossing your head.

71. You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV.

72. You scratch your head when you don't know an answer to a question.

73. You smile all the time for no reason.
74. You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air.

75. You cover your mouth when you laugh.

76. You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.

77. You'll answer "Malapit lang!"--no matter the distance--when asked how far away a place is located.

78. You refer to Mercedes Benz as "chedeng." (wtf?)

79. Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.

80. You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts."

81. You love to use the following acronyms: CR for comfort room, DI for
dance instructor, DOM for dirty old man, TNT for tago nang tago, KJ for
kill joy, KSP for kulang sa pansin, OA for over-acting, TL for true love, BF
for boyfriend and GF for girlfriend.

82. You're always late for events and parties.

83. You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers, "ball pen" instead of pen,"stockings" instead of pantyhose, "pampers" instead of diapers, "ref" or "prijider" instead of refrigerator, "Colgate" instead of toothpaste,"canteen" instead of cafeteria, and "open" or "close" instead of turn off. (some dont apply)

84. You always leave your shoes or slippers outside the doorstep.

85. You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.

86. You prefer sitting in the shade instead of basking in the sun.

87. You can sing and dance at a drop of a hat.

88. You like everything imported or "state-side."

89. You love ballroom dancing, bowling, pusoy, mah jong, billiards, and karaoke.

90. You hang your clothes out to dry in a laundry line.

91.You have a relative who is a nurse.
 
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post Mar 5 2005, 11:39 PM
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1. You're related to everyone.

2. Your middle name is your mother's maiden name

3. Your parents call each other "Mom" and "Dad."
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4. You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby." (Probably do, just don't know of them since there's so many relatives)

5. You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun,"

6. You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."

7. You have four or five names.
8. You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.

9. You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room. ( umm but thats apart of my hispanic side )

10. You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18 lol

11. You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married.

12. You make your children sing and dance to amuse your friends and relatives.

13. Your house has a distinctive aroma. My house is scentless. Americanized. =/

14. You decorate your living room wall with your family's framed diplomas and plaques.

15. You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper."

16. You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets. (before)

17. You have a St. Nino shrine in your living room.

18. You keep a fly swatter in your kitchen.

19. Your kitchen table has a vinyl tablecloth.

20. You recycle shopping bags as garbage bags. (hell yeah)
lol who doesnt?

21. You have a piano that no one plays. (Do keyboards count? =D) its an organ

22. You keep a tabo in your bathroom.

23. You own a barrel man from Baguio.

24. You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant.

25. You have ageless skin, thanks to the high humidity of the tropics

26. You eat with your hands.

27. You eat more than three times a day.

28. You think a meal is not a meal without rice.

29. You use your fingers to measure the water you need to cook rice.lol haha thats so true

30. You eat your meal using a spoon and fork. well spoon and chopsticks

31. You cut your meat with a spoon or fork. hehe with hotdogs yeah

.32. You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals

33. You feed all your visitors.

34. You always cook too much.

35. Your dining table has a merry-go-round in the middle.

36. You bring baon to work everyday

37. You keep your stove covered in aluminum foil when not in use.

38. You wash and re-use plastic utensils, styrofoam cups, and aluminum wrappers. (hell yeah)

39. Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines. (We don't even eat sardines)
40. You love to eat daing or tuyo.

41. You prop up one knee while eating. me and my mama use too... but now we try not to

42.you eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup or bagoong (not bagoong)

43. Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles.

44. You love sticky desserts and salty snacks.

45. You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice. we use to when i was little... but i personally dont like spam and hotdogs much

46. You eat mangoes with rice--with great GUSTO! mmm mangoes... not with rice and only me and my hispanic sides eats em

47. You love "dirty" ice cream.

48. You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim.

49. You grab a toothpick after every meal. (parents) haha

50. When dining out, you always fight over who will pay for dinner.

51. You put hot dogs in your spaghetti. (hell yeah)

52. Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, and tomatoes.

53. You order a "soft drink" instead of soda.

54. You eat rice for breakfast. (sometimes) lol heckie yeah!

55. You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror. (one car i think)

56. You get together with family at a cemetery on All Saint's Day to eat, drink, and tell stories by your loved ones' graves.

57. You play cards or mahjong and drink beer at funeral wakes.(whats a funeral wakes?) we play cards and adults play majong)

58. You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January.

59. You make the sign of the cross before take-offs and after landings and every time you pass by a church. (sometimes)

60. Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box. (haha yeah)

61. You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity

62. You are standing next to eight boxes at the airport

63. You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs." ( frealz) hee hee shifty.gif

64. You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your relatives each time you return from a trip.

65. You can't make a purchase without haggling. my mama does

66. You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives.

67. You're a fashion victim.

68. You point with your lips. (haha sometimes )

69. You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression. (Hmm, can I really? I know I can make a lot of faces though)

70. You greet one another by raising your eyebrows or tossing your head.

71. You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV.

72. You scratch your head when you don't know an answer to a question.

73. You smile all the time for no reason. its fun cus it confuses people lol

74. You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air. (this is starting to get scary, i think im too flip)

75. You cover your mouth when you laugh. (sometimes)

76. You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.

77. You'll answer "Malapit lang!"--no matter the distance--when asked how far away a place is located.

78. You refer to Mercedes Benz as "chedeng."

79. Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.

80. You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts."

81. You love to use the following acronyms: CR for comfort room, DI for
dance instructor, DOM for dirty old man, TNT for tago nang tago, KJ for
kill joy, KSP for kulang sa pansin, OA for over-acting, TL for true love, BF
for boyfriend and GF for girlfriend.

82. You're always late for events and parties.

83. You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers, "ball pen" instead of pen,"stockings" instead of pantyhose, "pampers" instead of diapers, "ref" or "prijider" instead of refrigerator, "Colgate" instead of toothpaste,"canteen" instead of cafeteria, and "open" or "close" instead of turn off. (some dont apply)

84. You always leave your shoes or slippers outside the doorstep. haha now its getting kinda scary

85. You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.

86. You prefer sitting in the shade instead of baking in the sun.

87. You can sing and dance at a drop of a hat.
singing and dancings so much fun!!

88. You like everything imported or "state-side."

89. You love ballroom dancing, bowling, pusoy, mah jong, billiards, and karaoke. (I've never ballroom danced but it sounds sooo much fun >.<)

90. You hang your clothes out to dry in a laundry line. unless it rains keke

91.You have a relative who is a nurse.


~haha that was fun... a little long... and alot that didnt reply since im part korean and not filipino~
 

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