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post Feb 23 2005, 05:52 PM
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Disclaimer--Not meant to offend anyone. I'm excercising my freedom of speech.

Don't you just love those questions in this forum that keep popping up over and over again? Don't you laugh in delight when you realized you answered the same question two hours ago? Don't you love it when you offer advice about something you don't really mean?

If you do, you're weird. If you don't..continue reading.

So here are all the questions that have been asked at least a bajillion times, and here's a rather satirical way of answering them.

1. I have this guy I like, and like omg like I just like can't talk around him! Like I'm scared around him and like yeah, what should I do?!

-Don't talk to him at all! In fact, don't even look to him. Avoid all eye contact while in school. And if he tries to talk to you, pretend to be extremely interested in the piece of dry paint that's hanging off the wall. Then go home and rant and rave about how you feel so bad and bore your friends to tears. Then go to school and repeat the process again. Lather, rinse, repeat.

2. Have you ever had sex? With who? But why? And where? What age? When? How? Really? Truly? Seriously?

- Four words. Why do you care? No, let's make it six (/edit). Why on EARTH do you care? No, let's make it ten words. WHY IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING HOLY DO YOU CARE?

3. My boyfriend hit me yesterday. I cried. I don't know what to do. What should I do?

-Stay with him, duh. Violence is SOOO attractive. I mean, it's an art! It's what makes your boyfriend what he is. Geeee, girl, I wish I had a boyfriend like that. :giggles:

4. What do I do to get this guy/girl to notice me?

- You know those plaid, tacky pants that are lying around in your parent's closet? Yeah, wear those. Oh yeah, and get that shirt you haven't worn since the fourth grade with soup spilled all over it. Then wear a hat, stick a feather in it, then walk around through school singing "Yankee Doodle" at the top of your lungs. It's not much, but it will really get some people noticing.

5. My best friend is having an affair with my significant other! S.O.S.

- Congratulate your best friend on a job well done. Operation Steal Boyfriend from Best Friend Who I've Known For Eleven Years: Successful. At ease, Sergeant.

6. I want to break up with my bf/gf, but I don't want to seem mean. Help!

-Stay with 'em. Stick a plastered smile on your face when that cute person who you now like passes you. Buying presents for significant other: $102. Treating your significant other to a special dinner: $27.00. Spending all this money when you don't even like the person: Priceless.

7. This guy/girl asked me out and I don't like them. What should I say?

-Watch those Capital One commercials. Then get yourself a bobble-head for inspiration.

I'll post more if I think of any.

laugh.gif Have fun. Meant to humor. Again. Read disclaimer above.
 
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post Feb 23 2005, 05:58 PM
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um right ok?
there was a topic on this already i think
 
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post Feb 23 2005, 06:01 PM
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biggrin.gif I haven't even been posting here a week (I think, joined, but just started), and I've seen a bunch of those.
 
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post Feb 23 2005, 06:08 PM
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What a f**king ORIGINAL idea....
 
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post Feb 23 2005, 06:09 PM
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New Subject lol
 
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post Feb 23 2005, 06:42 PM
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QUOTE(Individualityy @ Feb 23 2005, 5:52 PM)
Operation Steal Boyfriend from Best Friend Who I've Known For Eleven Years: Successful. At ease, Sergeant.


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Watch those Capital One commercials. Then get yourself a bobble-head for inspiration.


LMAO. Absolutely Brilliant.
 
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post Feb 23 2005, 06:45 PM
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Oh my god... today sucked, but that completely made my day. I thank you for that. Also, you're absolutely right.
 
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post Feb 23 2005, 06:48 PM
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QUOTE
- Four words. Why do you care? No, let's make it five. Why on EARTH do you care? No, let's make it ten words. WHY IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING HOLY DO YOU CARE?



hahahahahhahahahahhaha laugh.gif keep up the good work
 
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post Feb 23 2005, 06:49 PM
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OMIGAWD. IM STILL LYKE S000 CONFUZZLED!!11111oneoneshiftfivesixfour%%32questionmarkoneone
 
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post Feb 23 2005, 08:32 PM
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haha i think there's been something like this but it was still amusing. i commend you. biggrin.gif
 
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post Feb 23 2005, 09:00 PM
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like you... they think their situation is an "individual"

get over it
 
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post Feb 23 2005, 11:19 PM
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whaaaaaaat?
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QUOTE(Individualityy @ Feb 23 2005, 5:52 PM)
2. Have you ever had sex? With who? But why? And where? What age? When? How? Really? Truly? Seriously?

- Four words. Why do you care? No, let's make it five. Why on EARTH do you care? No, let's make it ten words. WHY IN THE NAME OF EVERYTHING HOLY DO YOU CARE?
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if u can actually count, "why on earth do you care?" is six words.

and u have the word poser plastered all over ur face now.
 
rememberme
post Feb 23 2005, 11:31 PM
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If only...
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Its easier said then done...

Not every one's heart can just forget a person they like/love etc...

But hahaha, if this thread was supposed to be funny...
 
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post Feb 23 2005, 11:39 PM
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QUOTE(dahding @ Feb 23 2005, 11:19 PM)
if u can actually count, "why on earth do you care?" is six words.

and u have the word poser plastered all over ur face now.
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Okay, I haveta agree that this topic wasn`t all to original also. But the question jumps back to you. Why on earth do you care ? They made a mistake in counting, and you just had to be a smart alec to point that out ?
 
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post Feb 24 2005, 08:01 AM
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QUOTE(yoohgotpangd @ Feb 23 2005, 11:39 PM)
Okay, I haveta agree that this topic wasn`t all to original also.  But the question jumps back to you.  Why on earth do you care ?  They made a mistake in counting, and you just had to be a smart alec to point that out ?
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if that pisses u off so much, well, gee, lemme think...

i don't give a f***? yes, i'm a smart alec like that, yes i'm a mirthless biatch, so ya kno what, sucks to be u. how do u like them apples?

and why on earth do u give a damn if i point out a mistake or not?
 
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post Feb 24 2005, 09:31 AM
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yep.. there was a topic on this.
 
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post Feb 24 2005, 03:11 PM
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individuality- YOUR A f**king DUMB ASS

THERE IS ALREADY A GOD DAMN TOPIC EXACTLY LIKE THIS! =)
 
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post Feb 24 2005, 05:43 PM
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All right..my answers didn't really coincide to the rather similar topic..but if everyone is finding it extremely stupid that I wrote this..I'm sorry. I was bored. Go ahead and close it. :shrugs:
 
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post Feb 24 2005, 05:48 PM
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jeez if people have a problem and they think they "need help" ... then let them think it ... you don*t have to sit there and be the judge of their business ... if you don*t wanna comment on their shit then don*t
 
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post Feb 24 2005, 06:07 PM
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most of that is true though! pinch.gif i do see those topics around alot! someone should pin this! laugh.gif
 
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post Feb 24 2005, 06:15 PM
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This topic is a lot like Th5418's Guide To Relationships.
 
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post Feb 24 2005, 08:02 PM
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omg., that capital one commercial is so funny laugh.gif
 
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post Feb 24 2005, 08:30 PM
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hMM. You should add this one to the girl/boys lockerrooms.

"What do you do to your pubes?"

As if everyone really needs to know what you do to your personal hair growth. It doesn't matter! You can shave, trim, dye it neon pink and braid it. (That is personally my fav.) ;]
 
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post Feb 24 2005, 08:36 PM
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^ XD. Nice one.
 
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post Feb 26 2005, 04:24 PM
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uhh...ok?
 
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