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Kid sues Kazaa, Sony over poor quality
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post Feb 19 2005, 11:16 AM
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HAHAHA CHECK OUT THIS IDIOT...who does he think he is? Bill Gates!?!?!

QUOTE(http://www.thegreenrabbit.ca/content/view/152/50/)

This fourteen year old has set off a new digital musical revolution by suing Kazaa.

Kazaa and Sony music are once again embattled in a bitter lawsuit, only this time it's not against each other. A fourtenn year old unsatisfied with the quality of songs he downloads off Kazaa has launched a multi-million dollar class action suit against music giant Sony and filesharing company Kazaa. The plaintiff is seeking punitive damages due to poor quality of the mp3's he dowloads.

Snotty nosed brat Max Donelly claims "I downloaded a Korn song and the quality was horrible. This is bullshit man, my hoarse-throat grandmother playing the accordian screaming at the top of her lungs sounds better than this, what the hell is up with that?"

The plaintiff is claiming punitive damages and retribution for all the potential CD purchases that weren't made beacuse of Kazaa. Why Sony is included in this lawsuit remains unclear, but insiders believe Sony produces CD's which don't produce quality mp3 files.

Donelly claims that low recording levels on his latest download, Linkin Park's 'Crawling', is what made him decide to take action. "Look, I've got dial up internet and it takes me 30 minutes to download a song, so I expect quality when I open that file. That's 30 minutes of my life wasted on something that I can hardly hear. Sometimes the songs are even incomplete, and it pisses me off!"

Sony chief-of-staff Ron Donaldson says this lawsuit is 'absolutely ridiculous'. "This 12 year old punk has the nerve to not only steal our music, but then sue us because the quality isn't as good as the paid product. Unbelievable."

The Kazaa legal team has refused to comment on the issue, but analysts predict that with much of Kazaa's consumers shopping at I-Tunes, this lawsuit will probably break the filesharing giant.

Unemployed 38 year old Web jockey Rusty Roads hints that he too may join in on this lawsuit. "Kazaa hasn't done anything to ensure a quality product," Roads says from his parents basement in Wyoming, "A few times I downloaded what was supposed to be Megadeth songs but turned out to be viruses. You know how much quality downloading time I've lost fixing these viruses and deleting poor mp3 files?" Roads went on to say that Hollywood may be next if the quality movie downloads don't start shaping up.

There was a time when the music industry feared the digital music revolution would be the end of paid music for good. Who would have thought they were right?
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 11:19 AM
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hmm wow, sue kazaa, wow, does he think he'll acutally win?? stupid punk! mad.gif
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 01:19 PM
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hahah .. he's gonna lose .. cause he's already doing something illegal .. haha ..
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 01:29 PM
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OMG! those he actually think his gonna win... I will be shoked if he did ohmy.gif And whats up with that 38 year old thinking of joning the lawsuit. huh.gif
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 01:40 PM
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wait wtf thats a he?
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 01:44 PM
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dumbass

he's sueing for the loss of potential records bought?

but... he was the one not buying the records... *confused*
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 01:56 PM
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woah...
thats a guy??
haha.
hes trying to sue kazaa and sony?! wtf?!
stupid punkass kid thinks he will win?! lmao.
and that 38 year old wanting to join???
WTF?! blink.gif mad.gif
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 02:23 PM
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uh, i believe his source (http://www.thegreenrabbit.ca/) is a fake news source, like the onion.

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haha, don't you guys feel stupid?
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 02:38 PM
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no. irritated.
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post Feb 19 2005, 03:51 PM
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my favourite part:

"Unemployed 38 year old Web jockey Rusty Roads hints that he too may join in on this lawsuit. "Kazaa hasn't done anything to ensure a quality product," Roads says from his parents basement in Wyoming, "

LMAO
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 03:53 PM
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QUOTE(william @ Feb 19 2005, 2:23 PM)
uh, i believe his source (http://www.thegreenrabbit.ca/) is a fake news source, like the onion.

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haha, don't you guys feel stupid?
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Nope. I don't feel stupid. ANYWAY, *replying to post*, downloading is illegal anyway. :]
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 08:13 PM
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oh my god, that idiot, sony can countersue him back because after all they're a recording company too (i think) ermm.gif
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 09:37 PM
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he should get beat up for his sheer stupidty
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 09:56 PM
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the kid will lose if this plays out in court and stuff.

Kid can get counter-sue for illegal downloading of copyright music.
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 10:23 PM
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Dude. Downloading music from kazaa is illegal, so, lets bring it to the attention of the government by sueing them because your illegal music isn't the greatest. WTF!!! Some people crack me up
If he wins, I'm gonna be so mad..
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 10:26 PM
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ugly kid isnt gonna win jack squat.
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 10:40 PM
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that kid looks mad scary. i think hes trying to be like the singer from my chemical romance lol. man i'm gona have nightmares tonight.

1 kid wont take down kazza and sony. he should find something else better to do
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 11:10 PM
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haha...tsk tsk..they just never learn
 
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post Feb 19 2005, 11:38 PM
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...do you guys not read the whole thread? the article is FAKE, and suppose to be humorous, not real.
 
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QUOTE(william @ Feb 19 2005, 11:38 PM)
...do you guys not read the whole thread? the article is FAKE, and suppose to be humorous, not real.
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blink.gif how do you know it's fake? ermm.gif
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 12:17 AM
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QUOTE(caytexo @ Feb 19 2005, 9:12 PM)
blink.gif how do you know it's fake? ermm.gif
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the source is from the website: http://www.thegreenrabbit.ca/
their mottos are "spreading disinformation since '04" and "your premium non-news source". as i stated above, i believe they're suppose to be like the onion. heh, you obviously didn't read the whole thread either.
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 12:21 AM
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sheeshness, who asked the punk to download illegal music, anyway?
idiocy.
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 12:39 AM
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That kid is rather scary ermm.gif
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 01:31 AM
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Such a foolish idea ... that's not his problem, why make such a big deal out of it. He should be finding other place to download.
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 01:39 AM
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omg hahah that's funnyly hilariously stupid. it's illegal. they put viruses in the files to make people stop illegal downloading. idiots. laugh.gif
 
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