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 Feb 12 2005, 08:17 AM
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Olympic Condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?" she blurts. "What makes them so special?" "There are three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze." "What color are you going to wear tonight?" she asks cheekily. "Gold of course," says the man proudly. The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!" |
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Feb 12 2005, 07:58 PM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :)  Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
rofl! haha thats funny
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Feb 12 2005, 08:21 PM
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 none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
LOL WTH haha
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Feb 12 2005, 10:33 PM
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That's messed up...
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Feb 13 2005, 04:14 AM
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i don't get it
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Feb 13 2005, 09:42 AM
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QUOTE(jnukes @ Feb 13 2005, 4:14 AM) i don't get it  use ur sixth sense of perversion. if it doth exist. |
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Feb 13 2005, 09:43 AM
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lols, shorta mean though..
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Feb 13 2005, 10:21 PM
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 KUH - rasy . Group: Member Posts: 20 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 83,456 |
QUOTE i don't get it in the olympics gold is first place winner, silver is second, and bronze is third. and when you "come" during sex is like your orgasm or wtevr so the joke means that it would be nice if the wife came first this time or something.. iono maybe she tries to "please him" and he doesnt? im not sure lol 
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Feb 13 2005, 11:03 PM
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QUOTE(jnukes @ Feb 13 2005, 4:14 AM) i don't get it same, i think i get it but i am not sure.. |
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Feb 15 2005, 08:38 PM
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haha i get it.... funny
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Feb 15 2005, 08:43 PM
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QUOTE(jnukes @ Feb 13 2005, 4:14 AM) i don't get it I immediately got it. Haha. |
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Feb 15 2005, 08:53 PM
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i think i got it...or maybe not
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Feb 15 2005, 09:09 PM
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i'm glad ya'll liked it, i read it at like 4 in the morning and busted out laughing, my mom wasn't to pleased with the comotion i started
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Feb 15 2005, 09:30 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hahahah yeah its funny .. i took me a lil while to get it .. lolz
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Feb 15 2005, 09:37 PM
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 insanitys contagious. Group: Official Member Posts: 4,210 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,707 |
hmm semi dry humor 0_O
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Feb 19 2005, 02:09 AM
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rofl.. thats funny. good stuff.
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Feb 19 2005, 02:11 AM
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lol, that's hilarouis =] great topic.
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Feb 20 2005, 12:16 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
i dunn get it..
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Feb 20 2005, 09:30 PM
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I get it. Kind of lame buhh yeah. |
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Feb 26 2005, 05:41 AM
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oo...burn
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