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Special Valentines Joke, cute
exbhai
post Feb 14 2005, 01:48 AM
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IronChef Foicite: well, there's a lot of reasons
IronChef Foicite: i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks
IronChef Foicite: and that's if you leave them in water
IronChef Foicite: and they really only exist to be pretty
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying
IronChef Foicite: "my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance"
IronChef Foicite: but a potato!
IronChef Foicite: potatos last for f**king ever, man
IronChef Foicite: in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave them in the sack
IronChef Foicite: that part alone makes it a good symbol
IronChef Foicite: but there's more!
IronChef Foicite: there are so many ways to enjoy a potato! you can even make a battery with it!
IronChef Foicite: and that's like saying "i have many ways in which I show my love for you"
IronChef Foicite: and potatos may be ugly, but they're still awesome
IronChef Foicite: so that's like saying "it doesn't matter at all what you look like, I'll still love you"
 
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post Feb 14 2005, 02:24 AM
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...do i know you? -__-;;

(what school do you go to?)
 
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post Feb 14 2005, 05:14 AM
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im in australia =p
 
rustedxemotions
post Feb 14 2005, 05:18 AM
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ahha. thats awesome. & so true, too. happy.gif
 
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post Feb 14 2005, 11:20 PM
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whooaa.. thats really .. interestingg blink.gif
 
RiddleMeWonders
post Feb 15 2005, 09:09 AM
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Funny.. I've heard that alot lately...

But I have my own theory about that... It's not funny though. <.<
 
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post Feb 16 2005, 05:11 AM
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niice
 
lilxroxy
post Feb 16 2005, 07:04 AM
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wow. nice ( :

i can kinda piktour how the world wud look like after 10 years during valentines.. -____-
 
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post Feb 16 2005, 12:33 PM
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haha
that joke rocks
but still.. i wouldn't really want a potatoe and a note on my doorstep from a secret admirer.
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 12:53 PM
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LOL x] potatoesz..are just simply and plainly AWESOME.
 
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post Feb 20 2005, 09:43 PM
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Ohhky. That was.. odd. o_0


 
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post Feb 23 2005, 09:34 PM
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ahaha odd indeed but sweet.
 
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post Feb 23 2005, 09:37 PM
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its the thought that counts
 
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post Feb 26 2005, 12:01 PM
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lol but potatoes r so random....
 
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post Feb 26 2005, 12:04 PM
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hahaha, imagine your boyfriend come up to you and hand you a potato with no explanation.. hahaha biggrin.gif
 
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post May 24 2005, 12:54 AM
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! was that really on iron chef?
 
emazing
post May 27 2005, 11:52 PM
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What a hypocrite.
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Mhm, it's really cute, but it's not funny. happy.gif
 
iheartjohn
post May 28 2005, 10:24 AM
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Not really a joke, but cute nonetheless.
 
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post May 28 2005, 10:48 AM
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hmm potato :D
 
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post May 28 2005, 05:37 PM
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Haha... very cute!!! But I still prefer roses over potatoes... Kekeke...
 
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post May 29 2005, 06:44 PM
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LOLS so sweet
 

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