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 Feb 12 2005, 09:24 AM
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 because i'm worth it  Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643  |
it`s quite similiar to the other one i posted...model students
after a car accident, a man needs to have a brain surgery. man`s family members awaits outside doctor: we need to perform a surgery on your son, and we need a new brain for him, all in all, we still need permission from family members, so do you want to purchase a brain? mother: -faints- relatives: how much would it cost? doctor: a female brain would cost $30000 us dollars, and a male brain would cost $750000 us dollars.. [guys don`t snicker jst yet..] relatives: -exclaims at the price- why is a male brain more expensive than a females?! doctor: would you purchase a used brain or an unused brain? |
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Feb 12 2005, 10:52 AM
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 :~:oMfG wAt ShE sAiD:~: Group: Member Posts: 82 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,309 |
aww dats sad
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Feb 12 2005, 02:20 PM
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 I have no life Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,675 |
lol haha
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Feb 12 2005, 02:44 PM
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Haha. Sucker.
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Feb 13 2005, 04:09 AM
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 No Nose =[ Group: Member Posts: 101 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 87,291 |
Lol, poor boys. =]
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Feb 13 2005, 04:16 AM
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don't get it
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Feb 13 2005, 09:41 AM
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i dont get it either...
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Feb 14 2005, 01:35 AM
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 she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
me too....
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Feb 14 2005, 05:41 AM
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because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
it jst comes down to..
guys brain cost more bcz they never use it..therefore it`s "unused" |
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Feb 14 2005, 05:45 AM
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 silly rabbit Group: Member Posts: 153 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 94,435 |
how can u guys not get it??
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Feb 14 2005, 03:29 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
oh...took me a while to get it lol
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Feb 14 2005, 03:31 PM
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Lol that made me chuckle.
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Feb 14 2005, 09:24 PM
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 I'm just a little bit crazy... Group: Member Posts: 1,119 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,760 |
:snickers:
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Feb 16 2005, 06:06 AM
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because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
QUOTE(emo_in_urpanties @ Feb 14 2005, 5:45 AM) how can u guys not get it??  bcz they don`t use their brain.  jkayy
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Feb 16 2005, 06:34 PM
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 Class of 2005!!! Group: Member Posts: 1,132 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,080 |
LMFAO!!! Thats great. Funny..
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Feb 16 2005, 09:38 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
heard it before....
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Feb 17 2005, 11:28 PM
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 Feeel X Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
lol, guys got owned
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Feb 18 2005, 04:45 AM
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^lol agreed totally. too bad your a guy too.
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Feb 18 2005, 03:40 PM
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I am Sandy. Hear me roar. Group: Member Posts: 1,152 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,896 |
^and I think he knows hes a guy :P
haha, thats cute |
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Feb 18 2005, 05:35 PM
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at t he beginning of the replies.. it seems as if all the guys didnt understand it
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Feb 19 2005, 05:03 AM
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because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
haha. thats why i said "they`re not using their brain again"
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Feb 20 2005, 01:56 AM
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lol, that's kind of sad, how do they make unused brain ?
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