Harry Potter joke - very funny, replacing the word 'wand' with 'wang' |
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 Feb 13 2005, 04:01 AM
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<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results... <JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. <JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything <JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to. <JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work." <JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. " <JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls <JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!" <JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils. <JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue. <JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them. <JonJonB> Ok <JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof <JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all <JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he? <melusine > O_______O <JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang <JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip. <JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang. |
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Feb 13 2005, 04:05 AM
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hah .. i've read this before .. i was laughin so hard ! .. but it's less funny now .. but it's still funny
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Feb 13 2005, 09:49 AM
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:-\ at the begining it was funny but as i kept reading it got sorta boring...
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Feb 13 2005, 11:24 AM
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 Change Gon Come Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
haha!
rofl. nice |
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Feb 13 2005, 11:52 AM
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 Another ditch in the road... you keep moving Group: Member Posts: 6,281 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 85,152 |
lame...
penis jokes are old news, and not funny when they were new |
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Feb 13 2005, 12:22 PM
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 tower over me Group: Member Posts: 1,190 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,717 |
QUOTE(SMUSHiENESS @ Feb 13 2005, 9:49 AM) :-\ at the begining it was funny but as i kept reading it got sorta boring...  what she said ^ |
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Feb 14 2005, 10:25 AM
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lol, funny stuff
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Feb 14 2005, 03:37 PM
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Haha thats hilarious.
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Feb 14 2005, 07:55 PM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
wow!
 that was pretty funny! 
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Feb 14 2005, 09:21 PM
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and there we have proof...
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Feb 15 2005, 09:33 AM
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hahhahaa...nice.
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Feb 16 2005, 01:53 AM
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haha this was pretty funny
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Feb 16 2005, 02:20 AM
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halarious! but then it sorta got repetitive
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Feb 16 2005, 02:48 AM
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interesting story...lol..
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Feb 16 2005, 05:09 AM
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 boo Group: Member Posts: 5,512 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 71,765 |
cool. ;)
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Feb 16 2005, 07:11 AM
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 because i'm worth it Group: Member Posts: 990 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,643 |
oh em gee..
you have too much free time on your hands. it`s unhealthy!! jkayy haha
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Feb 16 2005, 07:15 AM
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little sulung hae.
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Feb 16 2005, 09:52 AM
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that is totally disgusting lol ahah but funny.
imagine if people with azn accents remade the movie and said wang for wand. lol |
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Feb 27 2005, 08:37 PM
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haha
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Mar 1 2005, 07:44 PM
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to hell with you Group: Member Posts: 2,547 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,506 |
haha. thats funny.
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Jun 13 2005, 01:52 AM
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hah funny... i didnt get it at first...lol
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Jun 13 2005, 02:12 PM
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That... was lame-o :D
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Jun 13 2005, 03:35 PM
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 My name's Katt. Nice to meet you! Group: Member Posts: 3,826 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,674 |
Lol.. That was gross and immature.
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Jun 14 2005, 05:56 PM
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 The Best Thing Since Instant Soup Group: Member Posts: 815 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 104,928 |
Oh god. Feeling a big grip of nostalgic harry potter jokes. I liked them the first time around, when I was 12 and actually read harry potter with friends.. And I heard this joke in school.. well not all of it, but most of it. It was pretty funny though.[/wang]
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Jun 14 2005, 06:02 PM
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Heh, that's funny. x]
[random] HEEEEEY. This topic posted on my birthday! [/random] |
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