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 Dec 25 2004, 01:33 AM
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 Senior Member  Group: Member Posts: 1,266 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 39,600  |
An Asian guy is having his snack (bread and jam) when an American man chuckling chewing gum, sits down next to him. The Asian ignores the American who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.
American : "You Asian folks eat the whole bread??" Asian (in a bad mood): "Of course." American (after blowing a huge bubble): "We don`t. In the States, we only eat what`sinside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants and export them to Asia." The American has a smirk on his face. The Asian guy listens in silence. The American persists: "do you eatjelly with the bread??" Asian : "Of Course." American : (cracking his gum between his teethand chuckling). "We don`t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and export them to Asia." Asian ( pissed off) then asks: "Do you have sex in America?" American : "Why of course we do", the American says with a big smirk. Asian : And what do you do with the condoms once you`ve used them?" American : "We throw them away, of course." Asian : "We don`t. In Asia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and export them to America." 
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Dec 25 2004, 01:37 AM
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what's love anyways.? Group: Member Posts: 297 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 49,198 |
XD that's hella funny. go ASIANS!!!
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Dec 25 2004, 01:39 AM
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 RRRRRr (I) AAAAAA NNNNN Group: Member Posts: 469 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,214 |
ROLF YAY!!hahaha thats a good one
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Dec 25 2004, 01:05 PM
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 白人看不懂 !!!! Group: Member Posts: 3,838 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 40,824 |
haha good one!
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Dec 25 2004, 01:10 PM
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 none of it seems real Group: Member Posts: 2,469 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 73,889 |
HAHAHA good one.
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Dec 25 2004, 06:37 PM
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 Happy Person Group: Member Posts: 1,729 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,674 |
down with racists!!!!!! xD
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Dec 25 2004, 09:25 PM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
OOOOOOOO GO AZN DUDE!!! lol thatw as funny
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Dec 25 2004, 09:30 PM
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 The Secret Hacker. Group: Member Posts: 1,780 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,712 |
AHAHAHA! REUSE THEM, LOL!!!
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Dec 25 2004, 11:45 PM
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HAHA!
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Dec 26 2004, 12:30 AM
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 You Kicked My Dog. Group: Member Posts: 305 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 69,782 |
brighten up my moment
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Dec 26 2004, 12:31 AM
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 Can't have the hand without the cock. Group: Member Posts: 2,481 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,622 |
hahaha. very smart
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Dec 26 2004, 12:37 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Rofl.
Y'know how we do. 
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Dec 26 2004, 02:05 AM
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 she doesn't even know Group: Member Posts: 501 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,065 |
lol
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Dec 26 2004, 02:09 AM
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[WARNING] gum may cause artificail insemination
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Dec 26 2004, 03:43 AM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
Proud to be an asian, huh?
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Dec 26 2004, 04:25 AM
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 skaters gonna skate. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,861 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,336 |
lmao.
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Dec 26 2004, 12:07 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 32 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 74,722 |
HAHAHA, good one
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Dec 26 2004, 02:42 PM
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 ranDUMB Group: Member Posts: 757 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,833 |
lmao i heard that joke b4 but it was still funny!
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Dec 26 2004, 03:16 PM
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 ohBrian Group: Member Posts: 556 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 44,625 |
hahah artificial flavored hahaa
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Dec 26 2004, 05:39 PM
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 A.K.A. Simplicityxx Group: Member Posts: 1,878 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 56,813 |
lmao smart dude
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Dec 27 2004, 04:41 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 219 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 68,958 |
haha
smart asian
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Dec 27 2004, 05:43 PM
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 your sweetest sin. Group: Member Posts: 416 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,960 |
ROFL
LMAO |
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Dec 27 2004, 07:01 PM
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 Smile Like a Retard =D Group: Member Posts: 1,350 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,186 |
LOLZ, that asian kid is smart.
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Dec 28 2004, 06:22 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
rofls
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Jan 1 2005, 02:38 PM
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Jessica Group: Member Posts: 480 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,118 |
LOL! oh God thisz isz hilariousz. seriouszly. lol x]
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