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 Aug 13 2005, 03:13 AM
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A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 35," was the reply. "I'm actually 47," the man says, feeling really happy. After that, he goes into McDonalds for lunch and asks the order taker, the same question, to which the reply is, "Oh you look about 29." "I am actually 47!" This makes him feel really good. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, "I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man's age. If I put my hand down your pants for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age." As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady says. "Okay, it's done. You are 47." Stunned, the man says, "That was brilliant! How did you do that?" The old lady replies, "I was in line behind you at McDonalds." |
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gotahemmi55 Acting his age Aug 13 2005, 03:13 AM
elmogurly lol, naughty old lady..eww Aug 13 2005, 01:16 PM EXPLO5ION What a trickster. Aug 13 2005, 05:23 PM lilcy00tiepie Why would an old lady.. ..okay that's just cr... Aug 13 2005, 05:35 PM hall0w rofl that lady is sick Aug 14 2005, 11:18 AM XDrayne loL EWw ;p Aug 15 2005, 05:13 PM yellowgurl ewww bad lady. bad old lady. but lolz. Aug 15 2005, 08:52 PM aera some old lady is thinking dirty thoughts. Aug 16 2005, 05:31 PM Midnight Faerie Tsk, tsk. Such a naughty old lady. Aug 16 2005, 05:59 PM iNyCxShoRT yuck, the guy was ripped off -.- Aug 16 2005, 07:23 PM xl0stxThoughtx lmao what a nasty bastard Aug 16 2005, 07:27 PM Paradox of Life AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA. That was great. Aug 16 2005, 07:57 PM islandkiss LOL. that was hilarious Oct 22 2005, 08:33 PM ..:loveee.NuTTii Lmao-theres a grandma joke like this. Oct 26 2005, 06:15 PM _sarcastic_ snicky Oct 26 2005, 06:40 PM b0st0ngrl HAHA, that's gross.
Dirty old lady Oct 26 2005, 06:42 PM toodlepops. That lady is smart. =D Oct 27 2005, 02:47 AM o0olaalaa i heard this one before =) but its funnay Oct 27 2005, 06:02 PM lea_ ew.......very funny but nonsense.... Oct 31 2005, 06:20 PM Tribal J_Rome rofl watta idiot Oct 31 2005, 07:19 PM
lilxroxy sneaky.. o__o; Nov 29 2005, 09:47 AM  |
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