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 Jun 25 2005, 09:24 PM
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yerp!  Group: Member Posts: 3,489 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,454  |
The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were "protecting."
Feeling the heat from the police force, they decide to use a deaf person for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldn't be able to communicate to the police what he was doing. Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $40,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends someof their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deaf collector and ask him where the money is. The deaf collector can't communicate with them, so the Mafia drags the guy to an interpreter. The mobster says to the interpreter, "Ask him where the money is." The interpreter signs, "Where's the money?" The deaf man replies, "I don't know what you're talking about." The interpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about." The mobster pulls out a .38 and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. "Now ask him where the money is!" The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?" The deaf man replies, "The $40,000 is in a tree stump in Central Park." The interpreter pauses, then says to the mobster, "He says he still doesn't know what you're talking about, and doesn't think you have the balls to pull the trigger." |
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i heart john The Mafia job Jun 25 2005, 09:24 PM
Kristinaa funny. Jun 25 2005, 09:26 PM iZnEedSuMcOkE kekeke that's one greedy interpreter Jun 25 2005, 09:31 PM videogamsta HAHA nice one thats a nice joke. Jun 25 2005, 09:40 PM liquidize ROFL
i'd love to pull some sh*t off like th... Jun 25 2005, 09:45 PM xbr0kensmil3 lmao! nice one Jun 26 2005, 09:01 AM SillyCourtney Haha. Way to go for the interpreter. Jun 29 2005, 01:54 AM ApocalypseAelis Smart thinking. :D Jun 29 2005, 04:49 PM mocassinsx29 that interpreter is sick, lolol. xD Jun 29 2005, 08:17 PM elmogurly awww. not cool. that's one meanie! Jul 2 2005, 02:09 AM
ichigofan lol oh shiznit hahahahhahahaha that was a good one Jul 2 2005, 10:37 AM  |
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