50 things girls wish guys knew... |
50 things girls wish guys knew... |
Jun 9 2005, 06:38 PM
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To tell you the truth, I am a girl, and I wish guys know some of these either. Some are true. Hope guys would know what to do when they see the girls!
1)You have to tell a girl how you feel about her...we make no assumptions. 2)It never hurts to work out...take your own advice. 3)Girls like sex just as much, if not more than guys. 4)Not all girls masturbate...we just don't and no we are not lying. 5)We hate porn. 6)Hmmmm...guys in Jeeps...yummmm... 7)Girls need food, water, and compliments to survive. 8)We think about you all the time. 9)Being able to make us laugh is so much more important than how much you can bench-press. 10)We may think you are gay if you wear tighty-whities on a regular basis. 11)Hold our hand. 12)No backseat drivers...NONE. 13)Girls generally don't like giving head, so you better be ready to reciprocate if and when you get it. 14)We are not your all-night restaurant. 15)Anything we say or do during that 4 days to a week each month cannot be held against us. 16)If you hold our hand while you are driving we will be thoroughly impressed...especially if it's a stick. 17)Under no circumstances will we have a threesome. 18)You look hot in hooded articles of clothing. 19)If you think for any reason that we don't like you then we probably don't. 20)Having us over while you and your friends play video games does not count as "quality time". 21)Just because we groom ourselves on a regular basis does not mean we're high maintanance. 22)Never comment on how much a girl eats...ever. 23)Keep in mind that we withold sex when we're mad at you, so you might wanna get around to apologizing... 24)You just can't force us to like sports...especially those associated with the WWF. 25)We're typically smarter than you...so get over it and stop whining when we get better grades than you. 26)If you do not own a wife-beater, stop reading this list, and go invest in one...right now. 27)The ability to play the guitar will help you get laid. 28)We're sorry, Brad Pitt just IS hot...get over it!!! 29)Walks in the rain, kisses on the forehead, and cooking dinner for us will get you everywhere. 30)Just because we're in a serious relationship doesn't mean we plan to marry you someday, so stop being so damn scared!!! 31)If you're developing such good finger skills playing video games, you better put them to good use sometimes. 32)Anything you do or say to another girl that you wouldn't want us to know about is considered cheating. 33)If we can admit that we're wrong, you'd better be able to do the same. 34)The excuse "I can't dance" is unacceptable...we'll appreciate the simple fact that you're trying. 35)On that note, if you refuse to dance, expect us to dance with other guys...and lots of them. 36)Think before you speak...it'll make a world of difference. 37)Not all girls kiss on the first date, get over it...we're creatures of mystery. 38)Make fun of our clothes...prepare to die. 39)We don't always expect you to pay for us, but it doesn't hurt to at least offer everyone once in a while. 40)Tell us we're beautiful. 41)The "little things" in a relationship are really the biggest. 42)Foreplay isn't something we should have to ask for...it's a prerequisite. 43)Don't screw us over...especially if we have an older brother or protective guy friends...they will hunt you down and kill you. 44)If you're gonna look at other girls, at least make sure we don't see you do it. 45)Just because we're still just "hanging out" doesn't make it ok to sleep with your ex-girlfriend, friend with benefits, etc. 46)No girl just wants to be your "friend with benefits". 47)We're sensitive too...be gentle (and we're not talking about our hearts here guys). 48)One word when it comes to smoking...quit. 49)We reserve the right to hate all of your ex-girlfriends. 50)If we happen to trip, fall, etc, while wearing the exceptionally high shoes that we love, go ahead and laugh...we will be...that is unless we hurt ourselves... |
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littlewhite 50 things girls wish guys knew... Jun 9 2005, 06:38 PM
jnukes woah
that's like .. a list i read like two y... Jun 9 2005, 06:58 PM
literemix24 funny! and true. Jun 9 2005, 07:03 PM
stephinika those are pretty good, but i don't believe all... Jun 9 2005, 07:04 PM
BrandonSaunders QUOTE(stephinika @ Jun 9 2005, 6:04 PM)4)Not ... Jun 10 2005, 12:26 AM

CrazayChristian QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jun 9 2005, 11:26 PM)... Aug 21 2005, 07:18 PM
bylrarzeitnt QUOTE(stephinika @ Jun 10 2005, 8:04 AM)those... Aug 23 2005, 07:45 AM
HoodieObsessed QUOTE(stephinika @ Jun 9 2005, 4:04 PM)those ... Aug 24 2005, 06:31 PM
beautifuls0ul_x3 haha that's good, but not all of it is true. Jun 9 2005, 07:40 PM
KissMe2408 QUOTE(littlewhite @ Jun 9 2005, 6:38 PM)5)We ... Jun 10 2005, 02:41 AM
biglamchops 3)Girls like sex just as much, if not more than gu... Jun 10 2005, 02:57 AM
gingerxsweet i agree with steph. some girls do masterbate, watc... Jul 8 2005, 01:35 AM
anubis almost all the girls i know masturbate. and probab... Jul 8 2005, 03:32 AM
Rayj QUOTE17)Under no circumstances will we have a thre... Jul 8 2005, 08:01 AM
aforce65 QUOTE(Rayj @ Jul 8 2005, 9:01 AM)Awwwww come ... Aug 11 2005, 04:21 PM
xFaith All true :P well most of it xD Jul 8 2005, 08:05 AM
x tuned thats great to know. Jul 8 2005, 08:11 AM
Lo Mein Haha I've read this before but it never gets o... Jul 8 2005, 12:32 PM
one_and_only like 99 percent is true. its funny. Jul 8 2005, 03:43 PM
yellowgurl kinda true.. not really?! Jul 8 2005, 04:55 PM
im_aGERM its funny. i disagree with some of the stuff on th... Jul 8 2005, 05:12 PM
[Deep]Thought63 you must be kiddin me. that's funny. Jul 9 2005, 02:20 AM
middleschool13 tottaly right Aug 11 2005, 12:30 AM
its_annah SOme of it's true, some of it isn't. Aug 11 2005, 02:20 AM
ikayto i like them, did you make it? Aug 11 2005, 02:27 AM
Solipsist 20)Having us over while you and your friends play ... Aug 11 2005, 03:18 AM
agiri ... Aug 11 2005, 03:20 AM
Solipsist Dear agiri,
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO READ THIS ... Aug 11 2005, 03:21 AM
agiri QUOTE(Solipsist @ Aug 11 2005, 1:21 AM)Dear a... Aug 11 2005, 03:22 AM
Solipsist QUOTE(agiri @ Aug 11 2005, 1:22 AM)sdlfkgsdfj... Aug 11 2005, 03:23 AM
agiri what the freak? i just haven't gotten that far... Aug 11 2005, 03:24 AM
Solipsist QUOTE(agiri @ Aug 11 2005, 1:24 AM)what the f... Aug 11 2005, 03:25 AM
agiri w.e. jose. w.e. i'll let you win because i... Aug 11 2005, 03:26 AM
Solipsist QUOTE(agiri @ Aug 11 2005, 1:26 AM)w.e. jose.... Aug 11 2005, 03:28 AM
agiri MOREMOREMORE. <3 Aug 11 2005, 03:29 AM
blahfreak24 thats a prety long long list....i almost cant beli... Aug 11 2005, 07:19 PM
ichigofan Lol that was a funny list.. hmm I see that sex is ... Aug 19 2005, 12:35 PM
disco infiltrator I LOVE THIS. Especially #48. But I don't have ... Aug 21 2005, 12:19 PM
racoons > you ^
*hug*
did you write this, person-who-started-th... Aug 21 2005, 12:52 PM
littlewhite QUOTE(MarchHare2UrAlice @ Aug 21 2005, 10:52 ... Aug 21 2005, 07:38 PM
tweeak for all of you who objected to the "not all g... Aug 21 2005, 01:21 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura Some of them are very wierd.
What does that means... Aug 21 2005, 07:51 PM
xbby_charmz this is really interesting making me think lol Aug 21 2005, 07:58 PM
R o y This shit just screws with your mind, act like you... Aug 22 2005, 02:47 PM
incoherent hmm thats been on about every girls xanga and in e... Aug 22 2005, 03:35 PM
emazing +invades the locker room+
Nice list. I'll b... Aug 22 2005, 07:35 PM
racoons > you ^
his naivity is almost charming Aug 23 2005, 08:54 AM
c0cONuTTeR That's pretty cool, some of it is true and fun... Aug 23 2005, 09:41 AM
TheloniousMonk Wow. Girls like sex more than me. That's a lot... Aug 23 2005, 06:46 PM![]() ![]() |