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 May 23 2005, 08:27 AM
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A tomato, a piece of gum, and a penis are all talking.
The tomato says "I've got the worst live, I get cut up and stuck in a sandwhich". The piece of gum says "No, mine's worse, I get chewed up, spit out and stepped on". The penis says "No, by far I've gor the worst life... I get a plastic bag stuck over my head, then I'm shoved in a dark tunnel and made to do push ups 'till I throw up!" |
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O x LiseE x O The tomatoe,gum, and the pen*s... May 23 2005, 08:27 AM
iNyCxShoRT Pretty funny, I feel bad for the last dude x__X; May 23 2005, 10:05 PM Babiexdreamerz Haha...that was kinda funny. May 23 2005, 10:07 PM
Fallen_Fairy i heard a few variations of this joke, 6th grade h... May 23 2005, 11:02 PM  |
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