how to make vegetable egg rolls, the "masterecipe" Options

[*Statistik*]

1.a quarter pounder from mickey d's
2.get 5 bars of butterfinger.
3.put them all in a bowl full of concentrated grape juice.
4.mix it with a butter knife.
5.then put doritos, sun chips, cheetos in it.
6.put a little bit of alcohol in it.
7.then put 10 drops of salt in it.
8. put it in a oven and fry it for 15 min.
9. put burning particles of marijuana in it.
10. pour some samuel adams in it.
11. finally, get some chocolate pudding and stuff it in.
12. get a chopstick and stir it all together for 20 min.
13. done. enjoy