Blonde Jokes, and some more Options

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Okay I found these funny jokes so I thought I might post them
Also some of these might be old jokes and I hope none of you are offended

A blonde who is taking a wlak comes to a river. She sees another blonde on the opposite band, looking up and down. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde shouts back, "You ARE on the other side!"


A blonde woman was having financial troubles, so she went to a local park, kidnapped a little boy, and wrote this note:
To the Boy's mother:
I have your child. Leave $10,000 in a plain brown bag behind the big oak tree
in the big oak tree in the park tomorrow at 7 AM.
Yours truly, The Blonde.
She pinned the note inside the little boy's jackey and told him to go straight home. the next morning, she returned to the park to find $10,000 in a brown bag behind the big oak tree, just as she had instructed.
Inside the bag was this note.
Here is your money. I cannot believe that one blonde would do this to another!


A blonde drilled a hole in the ice and dropped in a fishing lin. Suddenly, a voice from above boomed, "THERE'S NO FISHING ON THE ICE!"
The blonde was startled, and looking up she stammered, "A-a-are y-y-you G-G-God?"
The booming voice replied, "NO, THIS IS THE RINK MANAGER!"


What's black and blue and brown lying in a ditch?
A brunette who told too many blonde jokes.

What Do you call a red head who is walking between a blonde and a brunette?
An interpreter.