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| *mSz_dOrk_anGeL* |
 Jan 30 2005, 03:24 AM
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 Hahah I thought this was funny!You Know You're Addicted to Photoshop When... You see the world with one eye and stock images with the other. When asked what the primary colors are, answer "RGB" You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality images. You start teaching your significant other to use this "evil" program and in the space of one afternoon convince them it's at least only quasi-evil in the face of PSP. You ramble about a breakthrough in the piece you're doing to people who have no idea in hell what you're talking about You ponder the meaning of existence without layers. You never leave the house without a digicam and notepad. You drop something and your brain tells you automatically "Ctrl-Z! Ctrl-Z!". When you realize it won't work, your brain tells you "Ctrl-Alt-Z! Ctrl-Alt-Z!" You're getting dressed for something important and you look in the mirror and realize you would look so much better if you could just tweak the levels a little and apply a slight gaussian blur. You stop on the street to rant about cheesey effects that should not be on professional posters. You scream out fonts as they appear on TV. You have dreams in "glowing edges" You're standing by the ocean and wondering who used Ocean Ripple. You never leave the house without a digicam and notepad. True. |
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mSz_dOrk_anGeL For all you photoshop users. Jan 30 2005, 03:24 AM
Frankie QUOTEYou stop on the street to rant about cheesey ... Jan 30 2005, 03:26 AM barelyy_coherent QUOTE(mSz_dOrk_anGeL @ Jan 30 2005, 12:24 AM)... Jan 30 2005, 03:29 AM
mSz_dOrk_anGeL QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Jan 30 2005, 4:29 AM... Jan 30 2005, 03:32 AM
Frankie QUOTE(barelyy_coherent @ Jan 30 2005, 3:29 AM... Jan 30 2005, 03:33 AM niez_cho LOL... I guess I'm not that addicted to Photos... Jan 30 2005, 03:30 AM stephinika haha i love that list! only a few are true for... Jan 30 2005, 03:33 AM Solipsist Hehe you made a funny in the wrong forum.
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... Jan 30 2005, 03:44 AM barelyy_coherent Whoops. This should be in Humour. =] Jan 30 2005, 03:59 AM electric shock QUOTEYou get the urge to 'fix' poor qualit... Jan 30 2005, 04:01 AM lolita kitty QUOTE(Spiritedfreak @ Jan 30 2005, 4:01 AM)Me... Jan 30 2005, 04:14 AM yanners hahahhh..those are funny. but i'm not addicte... Jan 30 2005, 04:06 AM aznbabiicutie hahas. i do these two.. =x
QUOTEYou stop on the s... Jan 30 2005, 09:16 AM sheepy rofls ahaha thats quite true cus i do most of them... Jan 30 2005, 11:54 AM DaTru KataLYST this is true ^_^ Jan 30 2005, 12:15 PM xbr0kensmil3 QUOTEYou drop something and your brain tells you a... Jan 30 2005, 12:34 PM sammi rules you oh i saw that site. Jan 30 2005, 12:34 PM Skyline Drive I'm not a photoshop user but it's still pr... Jan 30 2005, 02:52 PM lilphoenix QUOTE(mSz_dOrk_anGeL @ Jan 30 2005, 3:24 AM)Y... Jan 30 2005, 10:47 PM avalon* hahah when i see a font i have, i yell out "i... Jan 30 2005, 10:50 PM Levy2k6 its funny but i have sometimes thing like that.. m... Jan 30 2005, 10:50 PM sharerol Haha, wow, I thought I was addicted to photoshop, ... Jan 30 2005, 10:54 PM william HAHAHA, what's funny is i do alot of those . Feb 1 2005, 11:30 PM toyo loco well atleast i know now that im not the only one w... Feb 1 2005, 11:35 PM nevernothere I scream out fonts and I cannot look at a bad pic ... Feb 6 2005, 04:20 PM laylooo hhahaha funny stuff Feb 6 2005, 06:02 PM SMUSHiENESS lols, i saw the list somewhere, but i never really... Feb 9 2005, 09:03 PM azn_r4pf4n QUOTE(mSz_dOrk_anGeL @ Jan 30 2005, 12:24 AM)... Feb 17 2005, 11:30 PM _Emily_ <-- screams out fonts. it's fun. Feb 18 2005, 08:10 PM mona lisa QUOTE(mSz_dOrk_anGeL @ Jan 30 2005, 3:24 AM)Y... Feb 19 2005, 04:22 PM literemix24 lol i do the screaming out fonts part..and the nev... Feb 20 2005, 12:28 PM whooooshy QUOTE(mSz_dOrk_anGeL @ Jan 30 2005, 1:24 AM)Y... Sep 19 2005, 12:53 AM icy_wonderland QUOTE(mSz_dOrk_anGeL @ Jan 30 2005, 4:24 PM)... Sep 19 2005, 07:20 AM KissMe2408 QUOTEYou scream out fonts as they appear on TV.
... Sep 19 2005, 12:38 PM mai_z QUOTEYou drop something and your brain tells you a... Sep 22 2005, 05:30 PM toodlepops. QUOTEYou drop something and your brain tells you a... Sep 25 2005, 08:00 AM xposure QUOTEYou stop on the street to rant about cheesey ... Sep 25 2005, 04:15 PM xklipse You get the urge to 'fix' poor quality ima... Sep 25 2005, 04:19 PM  |
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