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PARROTS, praying
i ami_am
post Nov 25 2004, 01:55 PM
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A lady told her priest, "father, i have two female talking parrots,but they only know how to say 'hi, we're prostitues. want to have some fun?'"
"I have a solution!" the priest exclaimed."bring your parrots to my house and i will put them with my two male talking parrots. my parrots read the bible and will teach your parrots how to pray."
The next day, the woman took her parrots to the priests house.His parrots were holding rosary beads and praying.
the lady put her two female parrots into the cage. 'Hi, we're prostitutes.want to have some fun?"the feamle birds asked.
one male parrot looked at the other male parrot and exclaimed,"put the beads away.our prayers have been answered!"
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Posts in this topic
i ami_am   PARROTS   Nov 25 2004, 01:55 PM
electric shock   lmao. I get it. But I had to read it over 3 times....   Nov 25 2004, 03:16 PM
Smartguy10892   lol...that was funny   Nov 27 2004, 06:39 PM
EXPLO5ION   dirty dirty lil parrots..   Nov 27 2004, 06:55 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   LOL   Nov 28 2004, 12:08 AM


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