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 Oct 23 2004, 04:19 PM
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 make me lala  Group: Member Posts: 486 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,831  |
a med school teacher tells his class at the end of the period that they're gonna be havin' a real cadaver the next day...
so the next day everyone comes in all pumped and excited 'cause they got a real body to work with... the teacher says to his students "come on everyone... stand around and watch closely... i want you to do exactly as i do" ... the kids gathered 'round eagerly and watched in horror as the teacher sticks a finger in the dead person's a-hole, pulls it out, and then sticks it in his mouth ... the kids all take a step back but the teacher insists "come on class don't be nervous... do exactly as i did" ... one by one the students go up... stick a finger in the dead guys ass... and then proceed to put them in their mouths' ... when everyone has completed this task the teachers stands up and announces "now the first lesson you have learned today is to pay very close attention... i told you all to do exactly as i did... if you watched carefully you would have seen that i stuck my middle finger in his rectum and my [i]index[i/] finger in my mouth... i find this joke very funny but its kinda gross |
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NiKECHiQ wrong finger Oct 23 2004, 04:19 PM
dani41790 rofl ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwll thats soooo dirty XD Oct 23 2004, 04:51 PM royalfreshness LMAO! H0w gross x_x;;! Oct 23 2004, 05:10 PM LiLEthiopian EWWWW...>.<...thats why u PAY ATTENTION when... Oct 23 2004, 05:13 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo OHH LOL!! That is so wrong!!! ... Oct 23 2004, 09:50 PM eli5e LOLLLLLLLLL =X Oct 23 2004, 11:59 PM o0_BLuez_0o wow that taught me to pay close attention Oct 24 2004, 12:00 AM AznKutie HHAHA EWWWWWWW!!!! Oct 24 2004, 12:41 AM EXPLO5ION LMAO!!! hahah
dats sumthing my guy fri... Oct 24 2004, 12:54 AM 1--GIRL hahaha reminds me of me Oct 24 2004, 01:10 AM LittleLulu hahah its times like this when its GOOD TO BE A NE... Oct 24 2004, 03:11 AM goofipinay LMAO!!!!!!! Oct 24 2004, 10:21 AM SuPerSoPow1025 hahahhahhahahahah lol! thats pretty nasty, lol Oct 24 2004, 07:15 PM sweetxsimplicity Hm, it seems that all your posts are about somethi... Oct 24 2004, 07:49 PM LiLaZnGirL122 LMAOOOOOOOOOO POOR KIDS HAHAHhHH Oct 25 2004, 01:04 AM Cake. Ew, that's gross. Poor kids.. Oct 26 2004, 05:59 PM niez_cho I heard a similar joke, but instead, it was a prof... Oct 27 2004, 05:25 AM ji_cabinx ugh...ewwwww! that's so funny and gross... Oct 27 2004, 04:18 PM mzteriouzme007 GROSS OUT!! >.< Oct 27 2004, 08:36 PM mz anita xP lols ewww and the students put the finger they sti... Oct 28 2004, 06:37 PM
tootsie_kiddo dats just... nasty but... LOL!!! Oct 30 2004, 03:46 AM  |
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