Golfing Accident |
 Oct 2 2004, 08:02 AM
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A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. "We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. "I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake." "What did you do?" asks the doctor. "Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'" |
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levinwong Golfing Accident Oct 2 2004, 08:02 AM
rainnydaiis this isnt the humor section.... Oct 2 2004, 10:43 AM
MasteRxKiD You're obviously new, Mr Wong.
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