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Beauty Pains
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post Oct 1 2004, 03:07 PM
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A brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"That's odd," says the doctor. "Show me what you mean"

The woman touches her elbow and screams in agony. She then touches her knee and screams, then pushes on her ankle and screams.

"You're not really a brunette, are you?" asks the doctor.

"Why, no, I'm actually a blonde," she answers.

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger's broken."
 

Posts in this topic
MasteRxKiD   Beauty Pains   Oct 1 2004, 03:07 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   omg lol!! that was good joke i didnt expe...   Oct 1 2004, 04:19 PM
krnxvanessax3   LOL dude thas was funny xD   Oct 1 2004, 06:57 PM
muffin dude 292   Yeah i heard this lol   Oct 1 2004, 08:01 PM
inlonelinessidie   LOL, I didn't expect that either.   Oct 1 2004, 08:03 PM
tyedyefroggy   Lmao, thats a good one!   Oct 1 2004, 08:11 PM
xiNxlOvexO4   LMAO Funny joke   Oct 1 2004, 10:52 PM
wind&fire   roflmfao!!!   Oct 1 2004, 11:22 PM
LittleLulu   hahahahahahahahahahaha LOLOLOLOL isn't it ki...   Oct 2 2004, 02:07 AM
sushiluva   hahahaha that was pretty funny.. and the blonde jo...   Oct 2 2004, 11:21 PM
1--GIRL   hahaha funny   Oct 3 2004, 12:08 AM
tootsie_kiddo   HAHAHAHAHA LOL. datz funny   Oct 3 2004, 06:55 AM
Weird addiction   LOL,that's very funny,lol   Oct 3 2004, 08:02 AM
stephinika   haha i love that one! i haven't heard tha...   Oct 3 2004, 01:03 PM
eli5e   hahaha   Oct 3 2004, 06:34 PM
basick   lol heard that   Oct 3 2004, 11:58 PM
hellzlilkit   its funny but you're sorta dissing blondes. i...   Oct 4 2004, 01:39 AM
xtremeliquid   Haha...thats funny.   Oct 6 2004, 12:49 AM
tainted_angel   Lol. Niiiice one.   Oct 6 2004, 01:16 AM
AzN tOmBoI   LOL!! haha good one   Oct 7 2004, 11:16 PM
MasteRxKiD   QUOTE(hellzlilkit @ Oct 3 2004, 10:39 PM)its ...   Oct 8 2004, 02:30 AM
sweetdreamsx3   Lmao, I heard that one today. :P No, really I did....   Oct 8 2004, 11:04 PM
LiLaZnGirL122   LOLLLL OMGGG shes stupid hahah good 1   Oct 10 2004, 11:44 PM
barelyy_coherent   that's a good one...the punch line was totally...   Oct 22 2004, 01:29 AM
khanhibus   LOL   Oct 22 2004, 09:03 AM
souldreamers   lol.. haha that's a good one.. didn't see ...   Oct 22 2004, 02:24 PM
SuPerSoPow1025   HhHAHAHAHHAHAHAH rofl!!!   Oct 22 2004, 10:07 PM
MyVermilionPlague   LMFAO. I haven't heard that one before.. XD   Oct 22 2004, 10:09 PM
literemix24   AHAHHAS lols mm funnie.   Oct 30 2004, 01:49 PM


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