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![]() Will write poetry for sex! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 ![]() |
A brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"That's odd," says the doctor. "Show me what you mean" The woman touches her elbow and screams in agony. She then touches her knee and screams, then pushes on her ankle and screams. "You're not really a brunette, are you?" asks the doctor. "Why, no, I'm actually a blonde," she answers. "I thought so," he says. "Your finger's broken." |
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