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 Aug 31 2004, 02:58 PM
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A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the jury asks the woman first. She says, "Well I carried this child around in my stomach for nine months and I had to go through a painful birth process, this is my child and apart of me." The jury is impressed and then turns to ask the man the same question. The man replies, "OK, I take a coin and put it in the drink machine and a drink comes out, now tell me who does the drink belong to me or the machine"
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F1R3B4T guy's logic Aug 31 2004, 02:58 PM
o0_BLuez_0o lol pretty funny i guess thats true in a way Aug 31 2004, 03:17 PM ikayto bahhaha Aug 31 2004, 08:39 PM th5418 Hahaha, awesome. Aug 31 2004, 09:43 PM Days Nearly Over But the man didn't put money into the woman. =... Aug 31 2004, 09:55 PM jnukes QUOTE(Days Nearly Over @ Aug 31 2004, 6:55 PM... Aug 31 2004, 09:57 PM xtremeliquid Oh haha...funny. Aug 31 2004, 10:22 PM diezelbabygrl_xoxo omg lol... Aug 31 2004, 10:33 PM weirdness lolz dats so mean.... hes sayin that his wife is a... Sep 19 2004, 08:45 AM inquisitive_ Lol. He is right though. Sep 19 2004, 09:14 AM JessJR1022 ...oh boy, lol is kinda true though Sep 19 2004, 09:16 AM nyctophiliac haha i actually understand it lol Sep 19 2004, 02:13 PM corizzle20 haha. funny Sep 19 2004, 03:10 PM magnificentmike haha, i'ver heard that joke before but it was ... Sep 19 2004, 03:21 PM Retrogressive haha
I don't get it? Sep 19 2004, 04:30 PM tainted_angel Lol, good one. Sep 19 2004, 04:43 PM sharerolling Haha. That was pretty good. Sep 19 2004, 04:53 PM pnai4eva I had 2 read it like three times 2 understand it. ... Sep 19 2004, 05:37 PM SasukeNaru interestingly true and funny lol Sep 19 2004, 05:39 PM AzNPmPGMr so... does a drink takes 9 months to come outa the... Sep 19 2004, 10:33 PM MasteRxKiD Haha, You people are trying to analyze this joke t... Sep 19 2004, 11:04 PM LiLaZnGirL122 its not funny but i get it heh Sep 20 2004, 12:26 AM rhqtpie hahha funny Oct 9 2004, 01:35 AM Auktane lol thats some shit.. Oct 9 2004, 04:29 AM niez_cho haha the guy is clever in a way... =] Oct 9 2004, 06:21 AM Redhdchic lmao! Oct 9 2004, 02:30 PM barelyy_coherent LOL. It makes sense, actually. Great comparison =) Oct 23 2004, 06:07 PM ComradeRed QUOTE(Days Nearly Over @ Aug 31 2004, 9:55 PM... Oct 23 2004, 06:53 PM lilxroxy whoa. smart :] Oct 24 2004, 09:42 AM
limabeanzryummy thats smart, haha. Oct 24 2004, 01:22 PM  |
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