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 Aug 17 2004, 01:51 PM
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." haha.. hope u guyz get it |
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DaToNeViEtBoI916 pharmacists joke Aug 17 2004, 01:51 PM
F1R3B4T lol i get it and its funni but then it was posted ... Aug 17 2004, 01:53 PM xzxero i dont get it Aug 17 2004, 01:57 PM silver rain QUOTE(xzxero @ Aug 17 2004, 2:57 PM)i dont ge... Aug 17 2004, 02:29 PM MasterNe0 I think I saw this joke in a different section on ... Aug 17 2004, 02:48 PM midnitexrose haha it'll be so funny if this really happe... Aug 17 2004, 03:31 PM chica777708 haha funni, that would suc lol, I have already see... Aug 17 2004, 03:32 PM th5418 Old as crap. Aug 17 2004, 03:36 PM Just AJ QUOTE(th5418 @ Aug 17 2004, 4:36 PM)Old as cr... Aug 17 2004, 03:40 PM [i]LLMATiC haha funny stuff.. that would reallie suck if some... Aug 17 2004, 03:42 PM itskatherine XD i read this before, its still funny. haha. Aug 17 2004, 03:56 PM sup3rgirl7 LMFAO!!!! hahahaah i get it...LOL Aug 17 2004, 07:50 PM elmogurly yeah this was posted before. good try though! Aug 17 2004, 08:46 PM dani41790 lol thats funny but umm im pretty sure this was po... Aug 19 2004, 12:12 AM F1R3B4T yes it was posted before but then its still FUNNY ... Aug 19 2004, 12:39 AM lil_l3l3allplaya lol now thats funny..... Aug 20 2004, 10:31 AM
head_0ver_heels Yeah..I've seen this before on blogring..but w... Aug 20 2004, 12:01 PM  |
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