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lil johnny |
Aug 11 2004, 05:11 PM
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A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I`ve got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked.
"an apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it`s a tomato but it shows your thinking." "I`ve now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "An apple," replied little Ian "No it`s an onion, but it shows your thinking." Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I`ve got something under my desk that`s an inch long, white and it has a red end." "Dirty little boy," said the teacher "No it`s a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered. |
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Grand_master_1 lil johnny Aug 11 2004, 05:11 PM
eli5e lol cutteee =P Aug 11 2004, 05:49 PM
conster LOL... witty kid Aug 11 2004, 06:04 PM
elmogurly hm...disturbing... Aug 11 2004, 06:07 PM
MasterNe0 very disturbing but funny. Aug 11 2004, 06:30 PM
F1R3B4T LOL lmao thats funni... Aug 11 2004, 06:33 PM
pnai4eva that kid's funny! Aug 12 2004, 01:34 PM
c0nfus3dmisfit haha i love little johnny jokes Aug 12 2004, 02:32 PM
F1R3B4T QUOTE(c0nfus3dmisfit @ Aug 12 2004, 2:32 PM)h... Aug 12 2004, 02:32 PM
nycxjohn lmao funny joke first time i've heard it so it... Aug 12 2004, 09:40 PM
tyedyefroggy LoL mann, thats kinda naughty, -mumbles- stupid te... Aug 12 2004, 09:42 PM
tootsie_kiddo HAHAHA lil johnny is sooo fricken smart! Aug 13 2004, 12:33 AM
xtremeliquid Haha Lil Johnny. Aug 13 2004, 01:38 AM
laur3nw lol...funny =D Aug 13 2004, 02:10 AM
kyuubi319 hahaha das funny xDD
lol, smart kid, i was thinkin... Aug 13 2004, 03:10 PM![]() ![]() |