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lil johnny
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post Aug 11 2004, 05:11 PM
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A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I`ve got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked.
"an apple" replied little Raymond
"no," said the teacher " it`s a tomato but it shows your thinking."
"I`ve now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it."
"An apple," replied little Ian "No it`s an onion, but it shows your thinking."
Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I`ve got something under my desk that`s an inch long, white and it has a red end."
"Dirty little boy," said the teacher
"No it`s a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered.
 

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Grand_master_1   lil johnny   Aug 11 2004, 05:11 PM
eli5e   lol cutteee =P   Aug 11 2004, 05:49 PM
conster   LOL... witty kid   Aug 11 2004, 06:04 PM
elmogurly   hm...disturbing...   Aug 11 2004, 06:07 PM
MasterNe0   very disturbing but funny.   Aug 11 2004, 06:30 PM
F1R3B4T   LOL lmao thats funni...   Aug 11 2004, 06:33 PM
pnai4eva   that kid's funny!   Aug 12 2004, 01:34 PM
c0nfus3dmisfit   haha i love little johnny jokes   Aug 12 2004, 02:32 PM
F1R3B4T   QUOTE(c0nfus3dmisfit @ Aug 12 2004, 2:32 PM)h...   Aug 12 2004, 02:32 PM
nycxjohn   lmao funny joke first time i've heard it so it...   Aug 12 2004, 09:40 PM
tyedyefroggy   LoL mann, thats kinda naughty, -mumbles- stupid te...   Aug 12 2004, 09:42 PM
tootsie_kiddo   HAHAHA lil johnny is sooo fricken smart!   Aug 13 2004, 12:33 AM
xtremeliquid   Haha Lil Johnny.   Aug 13 2004, 01:38 AM
laur3nw   lol...funny =D   Aug 13 2004, 02:10 AM
kyuubi319   hahaha das funny xDD lol, smart kid, i was thinkin...   Aug 13 2004, 03:10 PM


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