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25th Anniversary, *kinda nasty*
*RiC3xBoy*
post Aug 9 2004, 04:58 AM
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WARNING, this joke is kinda nasty, buti thought it was funny

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"

The husband replied, "All I wanted to do was to hump your brains out, and suck your nipples dry."

Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, "What are you thinking now?"

He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job."
 

Posts in this topic
RiC3xBoy   25th Anniversary   Aug 9 2004, 04:58 AM
elmogurly   Eww. that is a dirty joke. Yuck   Aug 9 2004, 04:59 AM
nycxjohn   lmao funny buh dirty!   Aug 9 2004, 10:05 AM
xLil SweetnezZx   Drty and funni in 1 lol   Aug 9 2004, 02:19 PM
conster   ew haha dirtayy   Aug 9 2004, 03:06 PM
Just AJ   lol so wrong, I don't want to even imagine tha...   Aug 9 2004, 03:10 PM
pnai4eva   EWW, dat wuz gross!   Aug 9 2004, 04:49 PM
Streetbawler91   very nasty yet funny lol   Aug 9 2004, 07:42 PM
diezelbabygrl_xoxo   haha gross....funny joke tho...could b a true stor...   Aug 9 2004, 07:46 PM
POonSKi   ew~ nasty** but funny~   Aug 9 2004, 07:46 PM
MasterNe0   it rated R. No one under 17 should be reading this...   Aug 9 2004, 08:11 PM
x hYpErRoSeY x   eww x] thats dirty   Aug 9 2004, 08:16 PM
dani41790   ewwwwwwww das gross   Aug 9 2004, 09:34 PM
StarryEyedSurprize   omg hahahahahha   Aug 9 2004, 10:00 PM
LiNHy POO   hahaha!!! must be kinda wierd!...   Aug 9 2004, 10:03 PM
F1R3B4T   nasty... yet funni... uhm yea this shud be kept at...   Aug 10 2004, 12:13 AM
tootsie_kiddo   LMAOOOO!!!! dirrrty...but funny   Aug 10 2004, 04:09 AM
acidbreeze   yuck..   Aug 10 2004, 10:56 AM
strwbrrykiwi23   eeeewwwww   Aug 10 2004, 11:47 AM
Fallen_Fairy   naughty naughty   Aug 10 2004, 11:49 AM
sharpieaddicteD   dirty dirty. rofl.   Aug 10 2004, 11:52 AM


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