So, um -- Options

[MichelleMistake]

MICHELLE

So, I'm not very good at summing myself up, but cha' know, whatever. I had seventeen candles on my cake this year. I live in Missouri or Misery, whichever you prefer. There is NOTHING happening here. When I say nothing, I honestly mean nothing. No mall, nothing. Only a walmart, a school, and a bowling alley. Go us.

I love to be outside. I love sports. I play soccer and softball. I'm attending college in the fall and I'm not looking forward to it. My favorite colours are black and orange, although most people debate that black is a shade, not a color. Grammar is extremely important to me and I'm EXTREMELY morbid.

I have a dog named Buddy, a cat named Simba, two sharks named Ares and Walker, and a beta named Baby Janet Rackley [long story]. I love animals and whatnot, but I'm not a vegetarian. I love meat way to much to ever become one of those. I don't know how you vegetarians do it, so, kudos to you guys.
Here are my favorite bands:

• Evanescence
• Katy Perry
• Paramore
• Korn
• Panic! At the Disco
• My Chemical Romance
• Fall Out Boy
• Flyleaf
• Cascada
• Nightwish
• Emilie Autumn
• Hinder
• Seether
• Three Doors Down
• Three Days Grace
• Just Surrender
• Kill Paradise

Here are my favorite movies:

• Now and Then
• House of 1000 Corpses
• The Devil's Rejects
• Practical Magic
• A Walk to Remember
• A Series of Unfortunate Events
• Hide and Seek
• Bridge to Teribithia
• Sleepy Hollow
• Sweeney Todd
• Big Fish
• Saw I-IV
• Harry Potter I-V
• Fight Club
• Corpse Bride
• Nightmare Before Christmas
• Rent
• The Craft

I'm extremely imaginative and I don't take critisism very well. I'm the friend everybody wants, but sometimes I hurt them to make myself feel good. I admit my flaws, but I strive to be perfect.

On the swing set of life, I swing both ways.

I secretly want to be your best friend.