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 May 19 2008, 09:49 PM
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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
"First body: Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector," says the Coroner. "Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from West Virginia, 30, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "He thought he was having his picture taken." |
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Shellie Dead Bodies May 19 2008, 09:49 PM
XTC Thats a horrifically crap-infested punchline.
Sorr... May 19 2008, 09:50 PM
doiink heh amusing May 25 2008, 02:28 PM  |
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