idioticness., leads to breaking two important bones. Options

[vintage-toile]

yes, last night i was at a friends house, and my boyfriend went off somewhere and we had no idea where he was at all.
so obviously i was the one who had to go to find him..so off i went.
upstairs, we had moved the massive, very thick, dark, wooden table out of the room the boys use for band practise into the hallway..because that made sense at the time.
mentioning now, the hallway is small, so i walked up the stairs and began to walk along the landing, and my boyfriend has said i tend to walk quite fast for a girl..and then i was on the floor in absolute agony.
okay..i'd managed to walk foot-on onto the wooden table's nice corner, and my little toe and toe after that cracked.
since then, i also managed to drop a bottle of shampoo onto it (if you use tresemme, those bottles are big and hurt and also walked into a chair, and it cracked once again.
i couldn't be bothered to go to A and E and get this checked out...despite the fact my toes and foot are now nice and black, grey, and very painful and tingly
my friend had to come here today to lift me to the same house i broke my toes in, as i was bored sitting here at home..
story of my life i swear.

anyone ever done something pretty stupid and simple resulting in something not so great?

nice one holly.