*helloooo!!!* Options

[*Steven*]

Derek: "Earth to Matilda. This phone is as much a part of me as..."
Matilda: "You know what? Can we just cut it out with all the 'Earth to's' please?"
Hansel: "We're not actually saying this is the Earth calling you, Matilda."
Matilda: "Yeah. No, I got that. I understand you don't literally mean..."
Derek: "Uh, no, I don't think you do. Listen. It's not like we think we're actually in a control tower trying to reach outer space aliens or something, okay?"
Hansel: "Hello. Hello."
Derek: "Oh, snap!"

What phrases/slang do you use most often?