A Little Help With The Background Options

[Tragic.Heartbrak...]

1.) look at the background:
Here
Or
Here
[Im Talkin' about the white one that looks like broken TV]

hmm can anyone plzz help me to get background like that? plzz?

2.) hmm how can i switch the profile's side...?
something like this: Link

I Tried this one, but didnt do nothing

CODE

<style type="text/css"><br />
table {direction:rtl;}<br />
table table table {direction:ltr;}<br />
</style>

Thx