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 Oct 13 2006, 07:05 PM
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A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.
Officer: May i see your licence? Lady: what does it look like? Officer: its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it. The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer. The officer opens it up and says 'if you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over. * 1 * 2 * 3 * 4 * 5 * 6 * 7 * 8 * 9 * 10 |
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Spacht Rate this joke!!!! Oct 13 2006, 07:05 PM
UHH uh. that was stupid.
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move to humor? Oct 13 2006, 07:11 PM WHIMSICAL 0NE Yeah, this should be in humor, make sure you read ... Oct 13 2006, 07:15 PM Synthetic.Love Actually... That was made out of a different joke,... Oct 13 2006, 07:15 PM femme_fatale4160 0. Not funny. Oct 13 2006, 07:18 PM just another teenage dirtbag 000000000000000000000000000000000/10 Oct 13 2006, 07:21 PM mona lisa Yeah, this isn't funny at all. But since it is... Oct 13 2006, 07:54 PM Sakura. 0/10 Oct 13 2006, 07:59 PM pandamonium 2 lol it made me chuckle cause it was so stupid. Oct 13 2006, 08:14 PM
yrrnotelekktric QUOTE(pandamonium @ Oct 13 2006, 5:14 PM)... Oct 31 2006, 11:34 PM Shortiiex it was cute joke..it's not
but it was Oct 13 2006, 08:21 PM icy_wonderland Wow that's a stupid joke. 0 Oct 28 2006, 12:17 AM Lost in a Jungle I'll give it a 3, I guess.
I thought it was ki... Nov 2 2006, 10:14 PM ashopely eh. 1 Nov 3 2006, 07:26 PM  |
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