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 Sep 19 2006, 03:38 PM
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A man was out playing golf when he forgot what hole he was on so he approached the lady in fron of him and asked her"Excuse me do you know what hole I'm on?" the lady responds "Well I am on hole 7 and you're one hole behind me so that means you must be on hole 6" the man thanks her and continues his game, until later the man forgets again, so he approaches the lady one more time, " Im sorry i forgot again." The lady responds "Well, Im on 16 and youre one hole behind me so that means you must be on 15" he thanks her again and he was able to finish his game. The manis quite thirsty so he heads to the bar the golf course has., here he sees the lady again, he approaches her they begin talking. The man ask her what kind of job she has the lady replies "im in the tampon industry" then man begins laughing profusly, the woman becomes upset and says " You know you are very immature" the man replies "No its not that, its that im still one hole behind you, i work in the toilet paper industry"
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bxmount one hole behind Sep 19 2006, 03:38 PM
pandamonium i think it would of made more sense if he said ... Sep 19 2006, 10:44 PM WHIMSICAL 0NE I've never heard this one before. It was alrig... Sep 22 2006, 08:56 AM klumzy haha heard this a long time ago but still funny =] Sep 25 2006, 12:26 AM
thanhmai Yeah, not funny Sep 25 2006, 01:43 AM  |
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