modditize me, captian! Options

[sadolakced acid]

alright. i've gotten tired of this.

so i'm formally asking for my mod job back, in order to:

delete the posts i don't like.
suspend people who make stupid posts.
mock anyone i want.
close topics that i don't like.
wreak mayhem upon stupiditiy.
and otherwise abuse my power.

if i'm modded, i will generally neglect my position, coming online only when i want and only doing mod actions if i want to.

i will puntuate my reign by editing good grammar into posts that lack it, and bad grammar into posts that don't.

i shall delete pointless shouting matches of "you a bitch" from the board, along with the posters, and whatever else i damn well please.

the alternative would be to simply get on with the hiring, which you are no doubt discussing, although, that would be quite less fun for me and the general population. and make sure the new initiates aren't afraid to use thier moddy power.