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Two middle-eastern men named Jamil and Ali move from Yemen to the United States.
Jamil: I bet in one year I can be more American than you! Ali: Ok. I'll take that bet. *one year passes* Jamil: Ok. I have a job at Smith's Law Firm, a lovely white wife, two children, an SUV, and a house in the suburbs! How can you possibly be more American than me! Ali: F*ck you towelhead! Jamil: Ahh crap! You win. |
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