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extra rib, (not the kind you eat, unless cannibal.)
sadolakced acid
post Oct 29 2005, 12:48 AM
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yea. you know how the bible says like, guys have one less rib and all?

well, they don't usually.

but do you know what's cool?

i have and extra rib. i think.

now: why don't i now for sure?

becasue when i was seven or eight, i had to have a chest x-ray because i had some deep cough and they wanted to see my lungs.

and i was in teh waiting room and the nurse comes and tells me to look at my x-ray, and count the ribs.

i count one side and get 12. i didn't know then, but that's how many you're supposed to have. and then she told me to count the other side. i got thirteen.

strange, i thought. i had learned to count past 12. i could count to a hundred. so a tried again.

12. 13.

i couldn't believe it. weren't they supposed to be equal? was the x-ray messed up?

the nurse and the radiologist were chuckling as i started to count a third time. yet again, 12, 13. i decided to give up and accept that i could not count.

so... yea.

anyone have an extra rib?

(i would search for extra rib, but the search would kick out rib, so i'dhave to search extra which would yeild nothing)
(no, don't put it in health it's more of an interesting thing more than a health quetsion.)
(well i think it's interesting so bugger off)
(hey wait does this make me divine?)
(i am jesus!)
(wait... jesus wasn't the one with the extra rib)
(come to think of it... adam didn't have an extra rib either... he had one less...)
(wait... i know... god can make me two women. haha)
 

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sadolakced acid   extra rib   Oct 29 2005, 12:48 AM
incoherent   not sure. ive never had a tests done on my chest.   Oct 29 2005, 12:53 AM
Retrogressive   HAHAHA lmao. Dude, I think it was MEN have one LES...   Oct 29 2005, 12:54 AM
sadolakced acid   QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Oct 29 2005, 12:48 AM...   Oct 29 2005, 12:55 AM
Retrogressive   <<<<is an idiot. Anyway, that's s...   Oct 29 2005, 12:58 AM
sadolakced acid   i have no idea. i was young and trying to figure ...   Oct 29 2005, 12:59 AM
Retrogressive   Hahaha, maybe she was laughing at you're young...   Oct 29 2005, 01:02 AM
Endless_Love <3   wow... strange thats really weird, i've neve...   Oct 29 2005, 09:59 AM
mona lisa   No, I don't have an extra rib. But you know wh...   Oct 29 2005, 10:32 AM
tweeak   QUOTE(mona lisa @ Oct 29 2005, 10:32 AM)No, I...   Oct 29 2005, 12:47 PM
Blue-Chan   I need to take a test on this. But it really depen...   Oct 29 2005, 10:32 AM
o0olaalaa   or maybe ur supposed to have 13 on each side and h...   Oct 29 2005, 12:37 PM
sadolakced acid   i bet when jesus told people he was the son of god...   Oct 29 2005, 04:50 PM
tweeak   QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Oct 29 2005, 4:50 PM)...   Oct 29 2005, 04:53 PM
[pshaa]shauna   ^ Are you suggesting you're going to have a re...   Oct 29 2005, 04:52 PM
sadolakced acid   ^ are you suggesting that i'm not? (yea t...   Oct 29 2005, 04:53 PM
sadolakced acid   well here goes anyways: i will start the religio...   Oct 29 2005, 04:54 PM
[pshaa]shauna   *joins the chocolate religion* I'M CONVERTE...   Oct 29 2005, 04:56 PM
tweeak   Is that going to be one of those things where the ...   Oct 29 2005, 05:16 PM
Retrogressive   ^ Wouldn't it be men and women? ^ mmm. chocol...   Oct 29 2005, 05:19 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura   It's all scientific and you're not Jesus. ...   Oct 29 2005, 05:25 PM
[pshaa]shauna   ^ Course not, he's Justin. YOU DISSED THE...   Oct 29 2005, 05:26 PM
sadolakced acid   my chocolate doesn't stink. it's dark cho...   Oct 29 2005, 05:28 PM
tweeak   HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE CHOCOLATE! I ate the...   Oct 29 2005, 05:29 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura   Spare my life for insulting the chocolate! -...   Oct 29 2005, 05:30 PM
[pshaa]shauna   Insulting the chocolate is a very hard sin to forg...   Oct 29 2005, 05:35 PM
tweeak   Honestly, it just can't be done. I have severa...   Oct 29 2005, 05:36 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura   NOOOOOOO! How can I be forgiven for my brutal ...   Oct 29 2005, 05:39 PM
[pshaa]shauna   You heard her.... BURN WITH HADES!   Oct 29 2005, 05:39 PM
sadolakced acid   actaully, in this religion, you get turned to choc...   Oct 29 2005, 05:41 PM
Spiritual Winged Aura   So, how do i go there? Kill myself? um... no. i...   Oct 29 2005, 05:42 PM


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