Masturbation!, usually write depressing... unusual, no? Options

[xXlostforwordsXx]

MASTURBATION

The purpose of this confrontation is because I need an explanation for your admiration of masturbation..

No need for an altercation, merely just a conversation... I don't want hesitation...

Is that an indication for your fascination with masturbation?

I need this information, but what I know already is the order;
motivation, relaxation, concentration, stimulation, then "condensation"

...Or is that an exaggeration?

Please.. I don't want an illustration of your application of lubrication.

...What I think about your dedication is: You need an occupation.

..But the devastation is:
Use it in moderation, or it will cause dehydration, retardation... or slight vegetation..

You'll need medication.

Sorry for this long presentation, but your exploration into the world of masturbation causes such a complication..

Which the whole population, finding masturbation quite satisfying.

...It's something everyone is trying...